Forgive me, father... by cegan5231-01-03 It's come to my attention that you need some guidance. Yes, what lube is best for a good ass pounding? My alterboys prefer KY. Forget I asked.
There's a first time for everything by cegan5231-02-03 ...and because of my cyberstalking, I'm here with you now. That's a great story, let's go to bed! Uhm, can't you just go home and get on your webcam? There's a difference between geeks and nerds, you know.
I want a new drug by cegan5234-04-07 Hey, Doc. Think you could prescribe me some placebo? What kind do you want? Surprise me.