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by ch0mponthis3itch
10-11-03
Oh lord forgive me for all my sins.
You are forgiven, my child
Woa! Thats it?!?! No catch?
It it my duty to be all-forgiving.
HAHA sucker!

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-11-03
my mom's gonna kill me for ripping my shirt

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-11-03
Mom, was I adopted?
Ask your father.
Dad, was I adopted?
Yea! So what?
Well, I was adopted. So it's OK for me to think my mom is hot.
Dude sweet!

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-11-03
Dude, get me a Coke. Watch out! Don't step on the cough! Hey man! Use a Coaster!
Karma.

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
Preparation..
So...... uhhh
The Set up..
airplane food
The punchline! He knocks 'em dead!
What is the deal with that?

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
They're heeeeeerrreeee.

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
They're baaaaaack.

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
I claim this land for the vikings!
You can't do that! No man can own the land, all of the spirits are within
well now that you put it like that....
I knew you would see it my way
I claim this land and all the spirits within for the vikings!
damn.

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
Ok. What we need is a mascot. Someone who can be the repetitive butt of jokes, and the public will still love him. Who do you have in mind?
hmmm
Wu wascally wabbit. Duhuhuhuhuhuhuh

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
Hey Frank.
Yea?
Do you ever think about whats going on in the world? There is a war being fought and innocent people are being killed. Do you ever think there is anything that we can do about it?
No.
Yea me neither

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
WAAAAASAAAAAAAP
Dude shut up

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
Hey Mithter! Gueth who i am? Time's up thilly! I'm the coboy from the villiage people!
So did you get that lisp before or after you turned gay?
What lithp?
Huh?
What?
Come again?

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
Hey baby, you're looking pretty grim today.
Shut up and show me your sickle
Come here and give me some lovin'
Im gonna give it to you death style!
Back at home... some teenage reaper gets a taste of the forbidden fruit
Check out the femur on her...
Oh death! OH DEATH!

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-12-03
I wonder if that would make a good pot roast?

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-13-03
So youre Satan, huh? You are pure evil and can take any form you wish?
Yes that is I. I shall show you my true form
So youre Satan, huh? You are pure evil and can take any form you wish?
Yes that is I. I shall show you my true form
So youre Satan, huh? You are pure evil and can take any form you wish?
Yes that is I. I shall show you my true form

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-13-03
Bitch.

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-13-03
Yo satan! You aren't so scary!
Just wait until I assume my original form, mere mortal!
AHHHHHHH!!!!
Yo yo yo! Fred Durst is in the House!

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-13-03
No punchline needed...

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-14-03
What the hell are you?
?

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-14-03
Meesa Ja Ja Binks. Whoosa Youusa
Yo Yo Yo. Fred Durt be all up in this mug
Youussa no beesa speeka so Ja Ja understandsa
Yo fool! I can't wrap wit chu cuz! What chu be sain up in herrrr
?
?

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-14-03

 

by ch0mponthis3itch
10-19-03
May I take your order?
Dude, remember back in panel 1 when I kicked your ass?
?

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