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by comiczdude
4-30-04
You won a liffe time supply of air
what kind of !@#$ prize is that?
Lay off I was made by a 11 year old boy
I was to and I turned out fine
I'm so depressed
get a !@#$ life

 

by comiczdude
5-01-04

 

by comiczdude
5-01-04
when Squriels attack
I'm a strong hero
nuck nuck
SQUIRELS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!!!!
nuck nuck
SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuck nuck

 

by comiczdude
5-01-04
young man get to your room right now
but mom I'm busy destroying the earth
MARCH!
oh man
kids these days

 

by comiczdude
5-01-04
man I need a beer
same here
man I hate all those !@#$ kids
I know always giving me milk and cookies when I want beer just playing old beer
Ok i'm going to hooters you can come if you like
ok

 

by comiczdude
5-03-04
somebody ate my dog
I uh....wonder who did
so who ate my dog?
it was....
oh no Trent killed the agent befor he could tell who it was.....find out what happens on part II

 

by comiczdude
5-03-04
you ate my dog now you die you son of a !@#$
I ate your hamster not your dog.
he ate your dog
mmchuckuchacawaaaaaa
I kill him

 

by comiczdude
5-03-04
hey babe wan't to go swimming?
maybe if your were the last person on earth
I kinda am idiot
ok then lets go swimming
you look n..n..n..n..NICE!!!!
shut up befor I blow you to pieces

 

by comiczdude
5-03-04
come on bring it on you stupid hot pepper
will your a.............uh uh will never mind
eat holy bible
oh crap
Jesus wins
I win yeahhhh!oh yeah whos the best I'm the best!
ouch that hurts

 

by comiczdude
5-04-04
hi santa claus
dang kids why can't they all die
now all you !@$# kids will now die
oh !@#$ santa has gone crazy he must be suffering from mad squirel diease
oh man I think I killed everybody oh !@#$
yeah you kinda did

 

by comiczdude
5-06-04
Happy birthday dad
you gave me a hearing aid I can hear fine even if I have feet stuck up my ears
you don't have ears
no I don't want any beers
your crazy
don't be calling me lazy b!@#$

 

by comiczdude
5-06-04
you won't get this unless you saw no ear man part 1 so read that one first
HELP NO EAR MAN I'M STUCK!!!!!!!!!
what about you being f***
I said stuck !!!oh my god I'm better of asking osama
then the kid rains no ear man with bombs find out next time what happens because no ear man comes back to live
what about my moma
ok now I'm mad now I'll rain you with bombs

 

by comiczdude
5-06-04
I have come back to life to kill you
oh crapper monkey its no ear man reborn
ouch that hurt
thats just sad dude
yep thats pretty !@#$ sad
shut up !@# clown your no better

 

by comiczdude
5-06-04
My best friend is a robot
I have a heart a of gold really I do and a artifical brain of silver
well I have a brain of mashed pennuts thats why I always of squirels after me
give me your brain
Is your name Trent by any chance?
Yes I'm overlord of squirels

 

by comiczdude
5-06-04
santa is back again
Today is Christmas and I'm getting a present from santa claus
he'll get a big surprise when he opens his present
oh !@#$ my present is a bomb
I'm going to kick santas F****** butt!!!!!!!!!!!
ho ho ho homo merry christmas

 

by comiczdude
5-07-04
my brain is made out of m & m's
I made of nothing.......I need to be held
The ghost breaks down crying
there there little body your made of something your made of a great heart
really
no you loser!!!!!!!!!!!
well there gose my bets of him being my phsycaritrist

 

by comiczdude
5-10-04
I killed every kid on earth muhaha muhaha muhaha!!!!!!!!
Hey sucker I'm not from earth now you can die
no don't shoot me
ok I won't shoot you
but I'll bomb you

 

by comiczdude
5-22-04
dad I need to talk to you
yes son?
I'm gay
of course you are.Why don't you go and play with your imagineary friend why I go and get drunk.
I don't have an imagienary friend
leave daddy alone right now he's very drunk

 

by comiczdude
6-11-04
what are you doing give me that
ok
this is what you need to do..........
what?
this sucker!!!!!!!!!!
son of B****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
6-23-04
I will destroy you all hahahahahahahah
?????????????
hahahahahaha
?????????????
oh f*** back to the drawing board

 

by comiczdude
7-30-04
stick boy and donkey man hesitate no time in their secret cave getting ready
to the stranded whale mobile
dadadadadadadnana-nana-nana
lets get him!!!!!!
lets settle this like adults
oops

 

by comiczdude
10-12-04
I want to hear a story
okay
once upon a time............................................YOU DIED..........................THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!
??????????
This may be a waist of your time but.......TO BAD!!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-12-04
the best christmas unleashed ever
hurry up with the presents we don't want to keep the children waiting!!!!!!!!!!ho ho ho ho
dude.............dude.........dude.....
what?
remember we went out of buisnes 30 years ago
oh yeah I remember now
finnaly....

 

by comiczdude
10-13-04
now heres a story from a long time ago
ok cool
once upon a time in the land of homos there lived a king named santa claus
what the?
so gay everybody died the end
????

 

by comiczdude
10-13-04
heres a funny song called shake'm
shake your balls stiff!!!!!!Shake'm real good
yeah yeah shake'm real good!!YEAH SHAKE YOUR BALLS STIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-19-04
I shall kill you punny earth man....wait hold on
what do ya need ma?
I need help out of the shower
oh screw it!!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-20-04
rrrrrgggggg
what your not scared
and like she said that chad likes her and like oh my god!
you know what forgot this I don't even want to kill you any more
and like chad spread this rumor about me and like I got mad and like yeah

 

by comiczdude
10-22-04
killing people for dummies
mmmmm....
ok I'm ready I can do this....just one step at a time....I can do this

 

by comiczdude
10-22-04
I shall attempt to hipnotise my assistant
you are getting sleepy very very sleepy.....
oh S*** not again!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-23-04
now to help you with your drug problem using my favoruite treatment shock therapy
?????
ok now to begin the with the therapy part........ do you take illegal drugs?
yes
ok then now here comes in the shock part!
ok I won't take them any more please just stop it!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-23-04
oh great I'm drunk that can only mean one thing
oh S*** You again!!!
I'm your imaginary friend
you stupid F***** pice of S*** B**** I thought I got rid of you!!!!!
shoting me dosen't kill me......but hiting with a bat until my head falls off that woks

 

by comiczdude
10-24-04
yum this is some really good ox urine
do you know what ox urine is?
yeah its a kind of jucie
no it's ox pee!!!
oh yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man thats disgusting

 

by comiczdude
10-26-04
phone.........20 dollars
weapon of mass destruction..........30 thousand dollars
getting attacked by a killer squierl.........priceless

 

by comiczdude
10-27-04
the hobbits are in trouble
gandlaf help us!!!
help us gandalf!!!!!
what is your troube my hobbits?I'll protect you.
well the toilets pluged again
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
10-27-04
you can't teach a dog new tricks
please disreagard this whole comic

 

by comiczdude
10-27-04
mmmmmm
mmmmmm.......squishy
hey wich one of you put chocalate in my underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by comiczdude
7-16-06
i need tacos or i will kill my self!!!!
i will take to land of tacos cuz im mexican
plz take me
one condition.... smuggle me over the border so i can live in america
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... k deel, jus take me to taco land
muchos gracias!!!! follo meee!!!!!!

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