All comics by cozmo

 

Burnin down the house (of god) by cozmo 1-15-01
Oh yes here comes one now! Jesus!	Have you accepted jesuuu..err.. Me into your heart? Screw this, I'm gonna go burn down a church or something	Disco Inferno

 

Out of toilet paper by cozmo 1-15-01
..oops You only think about yourself! Do you even care about me at all?	I give up. You always have the last word anyway. I WIN!	bitch Asshole!

 

Mootana by cozmo 1-15-01
..somewhere under the big sky. Damn where'd i leave muh velcro gloves? Is he looking at my ass?	::whistles:: OK I'm outta here	This one looks slow shit, he's drunk again!

 

Junk Mail by cozmo 1-23-01
To Current Resident: It is with much regret that I must inform you that your life has been suspended indefinately	Mwuhahahaha! Come with me Wait a minute, maybe you're here for my roomate?	Come with me, to the afterlife You have 10 seconds to get out of my house before I unleash the dogs

 

Micorsoft by cozmo 3-12-01
Somewhere in Redmond.. Well I finished the round of tests and found 7 new bugs. Excellent, now we can show those bastards how much they suck	They work for the same company as us, and are working on the same project. Your point?	My point is we should be nice to them, and work together to make the best product possible You're new at this aren't you?

 

Not too distant future by cozmo 3-12-01
The. End. Is. Near. Run. Run For Your Life! What are you rambling about now Spaz?	Satan is coming. He will kill you all! Damn buggy Anarchium chipset	I'm sorry I've failed you again master That's the last time I send a machine to do my job for me

 

Whoremoans by cozmo 3-12-01
Daily Grind I need something new to do, something crazy.. something people won't believe I was capable of..	minutes later.. Something... like HER!.. erm.. hey there sexy! I'll suck your cock if you've got a smoke	My kinda gal! I'll buy you a drink

 

Admit it by cozmo 3-12-01
Believe it Did I ever tell you about my theory that all women are lesbians? Oh god not this again. I can't believe you men. You have some nerve.	Its true! Women have tendancies toward other women, some are just afraid to admit it. You're an asshole! Anyway, I've gotta go, I'm spending the night at Emily's	I'll bet they have a lesbian orgy right in the middle of the livingroom Don't even think what I know you're already thinking

 

Freaks by cozmo 9-09-01
Are you.. a rabbit wearing a bra? WTF? I don't even want to hear it man you've got feet for ears	So what if I do? Do rabbits even have breasts? Want to find out? ::wink::	I think I've smoked a bit too much Come back here sexy! The show was just beginning!

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