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hey everyone... most of my comics will be direct quotes that i have heard in my life and they are all said from all real people. every once in awhile i'll make a comic that wont be titled "everyday happenings in my world"... and that suggests that it is entirely fictional... duh. if you like my shit, add me to your favorites. feel free to send me a message regarding anything from feedback to "hey, shut the fuck up, loser!" i dont mind

everyday happenings in my world vol. 1

by d_dub
9-18-04

good song...


	i wanna be an anti christ! i wanna be an anarchist!


	i.... wanna be.... anarchy!!!

this actually happened


	hey, you know who did that song, right?


	uh, yeah... i think it was metallica

who the fuck even likes megadeth?


	your stupidity just blows my mind...


	no... wait... megadeth!!!

everyday happenings in my world vol. 2

by d_dub
9-18-04


	so... what is our project?


	we have to look up the inventor herbert hoover.


	herber hoover? what did he invent?!


	are you serious?


	i guess it rings a bell...


	well, i thought you would know since you know a lot about sucking.

blasphemy

by d_dub
9-18-04


	hey jesus! why do they say that you died for our sins? you died because you were nailed to a cross!


	blasphemy! you will go to hell!


	holy shit!


	hahaha!!! i changed your hoodie! feel my wrath!


	praise the lord! praise jesus!


	now get me off of this god damn... i mean... gosh darn cross!

everyday happenings in my world vol. 3

by d_dub
9-18-04

a motivational speaker came to our school to speak


	alcohol is bad! its a poison! once there was this child with a parent that was so messed up on alcohol she halucinated and pointed a shotgun to her sons head!

this kinda sounds like huck finn...


	i know this because that was me! i held my sister im my arms why she died from an accident when a drunk hit her!...

this guy got way into it.


	excuse me... sniffle

everyday happenings in my world vol. 4

by d_dub
9-26-04

(im the guy in the hoodie but i have short hair... the other guy is my "friend")


	man... i havent gotten laid in 5 months! im so depressed!


	dude... look who you are complaining about this to!


	i know... im so emo... sniffle


	shut up! dont make me drop kick you...


	AHHH!!!!!


	thats what you get!........ fucker...

Ice Cream of Icecream?

by d_dub
9-26-04


	you look at my icecream... you are dead, you got that!?


	yeah... thats why im looking at the person reading this comic.


	im not talking to you! im clearly looking over to my right and the readers left! not you! you can look at it if you want.


	but if i stare at this guy long enough, maybe he will get freaked out!


	he man! i told you not to look at my icecream! now you must die!!!


	i know what you are thinking... why is that kid talking when he has no mouth? well, that is why he is in thought bubbles and the thing is... i can read his mind!!!

sleepwalking

by d_dub
10-04-04

sleep walking caused this


	ah... it must be one of those dreams where im in my boxers...


	uh... dude... you walked to school like that.


	man... i dont get why they always take place at school.


	its because you have the most most character judgement from your peers at school... and by the way... you aren't dreaming... you should get dressed before the teacher gets here


	man... i have school in the morning... that sucks! damnit! i forgot to do my chemistry homework! shouldn't i be waking up soon?


	um... hello? alright... im going to go talk to the counselor... maybe he can help you.

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