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by daaaaaaavid
10-07-01
Hey, I'm home! I..what the hell!?
Don't turn around.
Okay.

 

by daaaaaaavid
10-11-01
Lars Frederiksen sounds like Pennywise blended with Rancid.
Green Day sounds like Green Day blended with Green Day.
With a little touch of Green Day.
No, fuck that. Green Day has nothing to do with those losers.

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-09-01
I invented a word.
Did you?
Yeah. Twag.
Twag?
Twag.
Word.

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-14-01
Dude, Eric! It's been a while!
Yeah, I know!
Being suck sicks in the mix.
Yeah.

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-27-01
He called you a Quaker.
Nuh-uh. He called me a pacifist.
Use association.
Well yeah, I guess by association I am guilty of being a Quaker.
You Quaker asshole.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
8-30-02
I stubbed my toe today. I was like, "What the fuck?"
Freeze, muthafucka!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
I am wearing a top hat.
I am not.

 

by daaaaaaavid
12-24-02
11:59 PM
11:59 PM
12:00 AM
It's Christmas!

 

by daaaaaaavid
1-19-03
Apparently, I'm Asian.
Apparently, you're gay.
...aww.

 

by daaaaaaavid
1-19-03
So, we're gonna go eat at IHOP, at 4:00?
That's the plan, Stan!
My name isn't Stan.
HAHAHA!
I'm going to kill your family.

 

by daaaaaaavid
1-24-03
So, let's see, if I were to..
Yo, I'm Dave!
...?

 

by daaaaaaavid
1-26-03
What..?
I'm..Dave..
..yo..
..aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-14-03
It's Christmas!
No, it's not. It is Valentines' Day.
SHUT UP.
...aww.

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-25-03
Check out my hat! It makes me gangsta!
No, it doesn't. It makes you suck.
...
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-25-03
I like Weezer.
I do not like Weezer.
You like Weezer, and I do not.
DIE!

 

by daaaaaaavid
4-23-03
I'm gay.
Aww, that's so sweet!
Let's make out.
Okay.

 

by daaaaaaavid
5-20-03
I'm Japanese!
No you're not.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
5-27-03
(w/Apparently Asian Girl as Ele Keats)
Don't make me beat you!
That's punk too! Man, you're almost as punk as Avril!
...
Keyword: ALMOST.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-07-03
* http://www.carvin.com
Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin*...
...Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin Carvin --
Shut the hell up!
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
8-06-03
I do drugs and kill people.
Me too.

 

by daaaaaaavid
8-24-03
BLANK-BLANK WANTS YOU DEAD:
Shut up, Dave.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
8-24-03
Well, they can't all be hits.

 

by daaaaaaavid
10-22-03
I should kick you in the cranium.

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-08-03
Ow! You just punched me in the face!
You're damn right I did!
Why did you just punch me in the face!?
MY COMPUTER DIED, ASSHOLE!
But I didn't --
AND DON'T PLAY IT OFF LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-11-04
My name is Stu.
Shut up, Dave!
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-11-04
I just killed your parents.
Word!
Hey, wait.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-17-04
I am in a trash can and you are not.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-17-04
(featuring a cowboy as Mr. Takacs)
I'm going to have to confiscate that wallet chain you have, as it is a weapon.
This pencil is a weapon too! I suppose you'll be taking it too, then?
Actually, I'll be confiscating that pencil as well.
Aww..
And the hammer.

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-21-04
One day, in cyberspace..
yo
...
Shut up, Stu.
Aww..

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-23-04
Gimme $5, bitch!
What? No way, asshole!
Okay, fine.

 

by daaaaaaavid
10-20-04
Getting drunk is awesome.
No it isn't. Explode please.
Fair enough.

 

by daaaaaaavid
12-30-04
Dude.
What?
You shot my dog.
Well, no hard feelings, man.

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-11-05
My mom sent me a valentine!
My mom loves me.
No she doesn't, she's just using you for sex.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-18-05
I just can't believe you shot my dog.
That was pretty harsh, man.
And you did it for no apparent reason.
Hey, grow the fuck up.

 

by daaaaaaavid
2-18-05
Hey, is it Christmas?
No.
When was it Christmas?
Back in December.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
4-30-05
Hey, thanks for covering the bill. That was really nice of you.
No prob, Bob!
My name isn't Bob.
HAHAHA!
...

 

by daaaaaaavid
5-28-05
You're gay.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-14-05
Featuring a chicken as Jerry
Biology was cool!
No it wasn't.
...
Well?
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-15-05
Hey Dave, don't you think the whole "Aww..." routine is getting old? I mean, I think you might want to consider coming up with a new punchline.
Shut up, bitch.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-26-05
I'm bored.
If by "bored" you mean "gay."
Aww...
obrn

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-28-05
Punk is about being different!
Shut up.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
6-30-05
Guess the first president and you might win nothing.
Oh! George Washington! What do I win?
Nothing.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
7-05-05
You basically have about five minutes to live.

 

by daaaaaaavid
7-13-05
featuring a dog with a bone in its mouth as Brian
Dave, you're dumb and I hate you.
Shut up, btich.
What the fuck is a btich, Dave?
Come on, man, you know I meant bitch.
Shut up, bitch.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
7-17-05
Hey, do you like camping?
No.
I like camping.
I don't.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
7-28-05
I'm cool.
No.
...
You're not.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
8-04-05
Make a comic about me.
No.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-03-05
I saw a UFO!
No, you didn't.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-14-05
Statement.
Simple yet disparaging retort.
Aww...

 

by daaaaaaavid
11-15-05
Oh, look, a recovering heroin addict.
Hey, man. Heroin.
He's shooting heroin, kids!
Aww, man...

 

by daaaaaaavid
12-07-05
Listen, man, you've gotta stop calling me by names that aren't mine. It's driving me up the wall!
Seriously, just cut it out, alright?
No way, José!
DIE.

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