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by daluris
11-06-04
On a regular day, Lt. Dick starts harassing people. meanwhile JimBob has just taken' some "stuff".
HEY you!.. what do ya think ur doing?
Is there a problem..uh..officer..?
Our good friend JimBob's "Stuff" suddenly kicks in..and he's feelin' GOOOD..
OINK..donuts..OINK.
WHOA.. you look like a real pig.. damn thats some good shit!
JimBob decides that his Pot smoking days are over, and enrolls in S.A.D.. Stupid Ass Druggies.
I ain't going through that shit no more, Pigs are dicks, and so are Cops.
...Hi, my name is JimBob, and I smoke pot.....

 

by daluris
11-10-04
In Tucson at the beginning of Microphone Madness!
Uzi Slice.. how do you feel about your battle with Figglio Dollaz?
Yo, he's a straight bitch.. imma stab him with tha Mic...that's it
Host P. Imp questions Figglio about his initial reaction to the bout..silence....
Well, He's a fuckin' lazy, dumb cracker wack rapper!
Figglio Dollaz.. How do you think ur battle with Uzi Smack will turn out?
The Battle Begins....!!
It's a good thing my mother gave me vitamins today..I feel invigorated!
UUhh.. I think i want a Jack's Spicy Chicken..got tha munchies..huh huh

 

by daluris
2-13-05
Teats and Primate are chillin', shootin' the breeze...
Sup Monkey..what's crackin'?
Who the fuck you callin' Monkey!
Apparently Primate doesn't like the conversation much.
Nah..I didn't mean it...umm..
Fuck You!..you want beef son!?..wan' me stab yu dawg?
Mallard walks into the melee that ensues.
Mufuccka!..thought..I told yu!.. **Oow**....Biyaatch!...**oOw**
Word..

 

by daluris
2-16-05
Mick, while working at F.Y.I.W..catches the eye of a sultry woman while pimpin' hoes.
Damn ...she is HOT! Imma get her number...
I wonder if this guy goes to Kino too..
Micks advances fail...but he keeps pimpin'.
WHOA!..gotta run!...
Hey Baby.. what's yo' name?..you like latin thugs?
Mick's hidden surprise awaits...
Whoa gurl.. you kinda freaky, but it's all good... I can handle that.
I wonder if he's into dudes?

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