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by davey
12-16-01
..The world is safe once again! But anyway, back to the story :D
HEEEEEY!!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE....
die fucking paperclip die!!!
A story of love, and stuff!
You know I love you, we should be together. Dont you think we can try it again?
ermm..well... maybe?
Tune in later for the exciting outcome!
Do you think maybe sometime in the future we could maybe..well...?
...well...ermm..... *whoosh*

 

by davey
12-16-01
watch out dog man! is bacon!
hel-lo?, my names baaa-con?
shit... hes gonna send me to sleep before i can complete my world record for balancing on a ball
dog man calls on his special weapon
prepare to die? hahaha!
only one thing on this planet is more irritating than bacon!!!
someone more irritating than bacon, paperclip exposes bacons secret life as a robot!
shit!
HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

 

by davey
12-16-01
watch out dog man! is bacon!
hel-lo?, my names baaa-con?
shit... hes gonna send me to sleep before i can complete my world record for balancing on a ball
dog man calls on his special weapon
prepare to die? hahaha!
only one thing on this planet is more irritating than bacon!!!
someone more irritating than bacon, paperclip exposes bacons secret life as a robot!
shit!
HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

 

by davey
12-16-01
watch out dog man! is bacon!
hel-lo?, my names baaa-con?
shit... hes gonna send me to sleep before i can complete my world record for balancing on a ball
dog man calls on his special weapon
prepare to die? hahaha!
only one thing on this planet is more irritating than bacon!
someone more irritating than bacon, paperclip exposes bacons secret life as a robot!
shit?
HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

 

by davey
12-16-01
watch out dog man! is bacon!
hel-lo?, my names baaa-con?
shit... hes gonna send me to sleep before i can complete my world record for balancing on a ball
dog man calls on his special weapon
prepare to die? hahaha!
only one thing on this planet is more irritating than bacon!
someone more irritating than bacon, paperclip exposes bacons secret life as a robot!
shit?
HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

 

by davey
12-16-01
watch out dog man! is bacon!
hel-lo?, my names baaa-con?
shit... hes gonna send me to sleep before i can complete my world record for balancing on a ball
dog man calls on his special weapon
prepare to die? hahaha!
only one thing on this planet is more irritating than bacon!
someone more irritating than bacon, paperclip exposes bacons secret life as a robot!
shit?
HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

 

by davey
12-16-01
dave convinces the seductive penguin lady, or does he?
Yo dude, wanna come listen to that new album you said you liked when you werent with your friends so they couldnt hear you ages ago?
i wanna say yes,but hes a greeeeebo
not trying to pass a moral judgement here or anything..but come on? :P
How about a deep and meaningful relationship
cant i just shag around instead,thats what townie lasses are meant to do anyway isnt it?
sometimes its like talking to a brick wall..or more accurately...
:/ (and when did my legs become visible..and whats happened to my arms!!!)
heeeeeeyy! it looks like you're writing a suicide note!

 

by davey
12-16-01
well, that went well enough

 

by davey
12-16-01
oh dear...
if im not very much mistaken...
ha>
..poor bunny...well at least zieges having fun
...i appear to be...
YWN 3x cup champs we rock your world!!!
the bunny thing finally figures it out... rotation IS the key :D
...rotating...
newb

 

by davey
12-16-01
nic wakes up after another night drinking...
damn it im *trashed*... i shoulda *bin* at home
harsh
tarrah appears to have found a catchphrase while nic examines the magically-appearing letter of doom and chicken
Hrmm whats this... "for bad wordplay crimes... get ready to get be pun-ished
serves you right... harsh
well... it was a bit harsh...
omfg nooo! i thought the sudden change of background would camoflague me!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

 

by davey
12-16-01
nic wakes up after another night drinking...
damn it im *trashed*... i shoulda *bin* at home
harsh
tarrah appears to have found a catchphrase while nic examines the magically-appearing letter of doom and chicken
Hrmm whats this... "for bad wordplay crimes... get ready to get be pun-ished
serves you right... harsh
well... it was a bit harsh...
omfg nooo! i thought the sudden change of background would camoflague me!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

 

by davey
12-16-01
nic wakes up after another night drinking...
damn it im *trashed*... i shoulda *bin* at home
harsh
tarrah appears to have found a catchphrase while nic examines the magically-appearing letter of doom and chicken
Hrmm whats this... "for bad wordplay crimes... get ready to get be pun-ished
serves you right... harsh
well... it was a bit harsh...
omfg nooo! i thought the sudden change of background would camoflague me!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

 

by davey
12-16-01
nic wakes up after another night drinking...
damn it im *trashed*... i shoulda *bin* at home
harsh
tarrah appears to have found a catchphrase while nic examines the magically-appearing letter of doom and chicken
Hrmm whats this... "for bad wordplay crimes... get ready to get be pun-ished
serves you right... harsh
well... it was a bit harsh...
omfg nooo! i thought the sudden change of background would camoflague me!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

 

by davey
12-18-01
Another normal day in the park...
sigh...
heh...and they thought only hamsters could get on the net
suddenly the magic squirrel remembers his arcane incantation
what the fuck have you done with the other half of the bench!!!
ALAKAZAM!!!
the magic squirrel brings back the bench and peace is restored... or is it?
thats better..fs
hehe, no-one suspects the bench..

 

by davey
12-18-01
Tarrah: always on hand to cheer up a depressed muse fan
*sigh* everything sucks
cheer up liam, i still dont like you!
Liam's mind wanders: why ARE all muse fans depressed?
Mah plugin bayyybayyy ooowwwweeeeoooooo my life is so shit i cant take anymore im so fucking prog rock
The moral of this story is an ancient Chinese proverb:Muse are not as good the the Deftones
oh well, what can i do? like a decent band like the deftones?

 

by davey
12-18-01
Daves mind begins to wander while in the common room...
*think think think*
Im just a recurring image, i serve no purpose..thats pretty harsh really...
please god no.. no.. I'd put up with casualty man but this is waaay past the line...
i really shouldnt have a thought bubble coming outta here...
hes back! and you thought i'd forgotten about him!
HEY, it looks like you're being anally penetrated
omfg...

 

by davey
12-18-01
The Weakest Link competition is well underway
In tennis, what is the....
...term used when the ball...
...??????
WHAT THE FUCK

 

by davey
12-18-01
the dysons fall in love
my god you're attractive
...im in im in!!!!
wanna go out for dinner sometime?
dont turn around...keep it cool and dont turn around
...they're the worlds first bagless donkey things y'know :)
omfg what happened to the rest of you!
shitshitshitshit

 

by davey
12-18-01
thank fuck i made it outta there...geez
..cunted

 

by davey
12-22-01
sir, I have found proof of alien existance!
???
...
Im not convinced..
..finally a breakthrough!
...you have no chance to survive make your time
Oh my god...we've done it!!!

 

by davey
12-23-01
..thats right, just one call to screwfix direct does it all...
just look what i did here with some nails and 30 minutes spare time
you sick fuck
ok ok, I had a screen to fill
Heeey, it looks like you're offering me a blowjob!
me love you long time, 5 dollar! (how the hell do you fellate a paperclip? - i'd best ask Bill)

 

by davey
12-23-01
Heeeeeeyyy..
...it...
...looks...
...like...
sorry, was bored :/
...you're...
...rotating...

 

by davey
12-23-01
hrmm, not sure...
Thats more like it..
gimme my 5 dollah!
But THATS what im talking about!

 

by davey
12-23-01
Fight!
5 minutes warning..
fs
ffs spike whore
Final minute!
Lag!!!
Spikes!!! PL!!!

 

by davey
12-23-01
Liam comtemplates lifes wonders...
Damn, why are Muse so good?
Why am I even here? Do I serve a purpose? I know that was HARSH, but lets face it, YOU DONT KNOW ME!
Along comes Dave :/|\|;\/\;//
Hey Liam, maybe this will help explain things...
"Muse (noun) ":/"
Vengeance finally reaches Dave through the gift of MS Word and dream sequences...
Fuck, run!
..hehe, you know what im gonna say...

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