All comics by davidcoallier

 

by davidcoallier
12-05-06
hey.guys|
What'sup aaron?
...
oh well, talk to him later..
finally... stupid xchat!
Having connection problems ?

 

by davidcoallier
12-05-06
I will help you with your queries ok ?
what u mean ?
use BETWEEN not LIKE 'xxx%'
what u mean ?
retard.. can't.. take.. it..anymore..
what does he mean really.. ? I"m the best manager

 

I see you!!!!
by davidcoallier, 12-05-06

 

by davidcoallier
12-06-06
where do I send email ?
the screen ?
da! проклятая машина

 

by davidcoallier
3-08-07
Hey, could you do something for me ??
dude.. resources planner common..
Oh common kid, it's simple, it's very simple..
oh ok.. I guess I could do it non billable.. it's not that complex.. what's the project ?
Ahaha sucker! Build me a killer application for this customer.. this is all the specs I've got!
wtf.. please be less specific asshole.. what next ? Design a ship to the moon with a plastic bags ?

 

by davidcoallier
3-08-07
Meeting an oldd friend...
so.. what do you do for a living ?
I'm a software architect. However been doing a lot of javascript lately..
Meeting an oldd friend...
Can you be more speficic ?
well.. I design javascript form validators..
Meeting an oldd friend...
so.. ur a fucking javascript form validator architect ? Man .. seriously.. get a life..
yeah.. i'm thinking in refactoring into a serial killer ...you'll be first mr.

 

by davidcoallier
4-18-07
Jacs walks in office for an interview with sexy-joe
Hello, my name is jack.. i'm here for the interview :)
Oh nice to meet you Jack, I'm sexy-joe... let's step in my office so we can talk about that job offer! ;-)
sexy-joe doesn't understand the term *free*/*open*
Hmm I see goood references..wait wait wait.. you say, you are a blogger and you work on open source projects ? you mean.. for work right ? Hahah not for Fun/Hobby ?
Well, I am a proficient blogger, about my technology of course.. I work on several open source projects, hmm
sexy-joe has to make *real* money now.. EOF;
and.. yeah.. I strongly believe in community and freedom.. I do all this for free of course!
ah. Hm. free.. well.. that's very nice.. we, uh.. we'll call you.. sometimes.. (wink) If we need free work, Hahahaa O_o, I have to jet I have some *money* to make.. you know.. moneyy$$

 

by davidcoallier
1-28-08
Intro
We have a super duper cooler version of a new famous Open source software!
Why are you keeping it for yourself then ?
You could help me you know...but it's not going to be that easy....
Hmm ok... why didn't you release it already ? Got bugs or such ?
Kindof... but.. can you please sign this and then... we could speak.. after you have signed it.... It's to protect... you and ONLY YOU!
Hmm... what does it bring our group to have a CLA for this section ??

 

by davidcoallier
1-28-08
The escape
hrm.. communists!

 

by davidcoallier
5-06-08
hmm...
hello "Boss"... Connecting your calls
ah ahh! That VoxGirl must be hot as coffeeee!
None of your contacts are available. Who would you like to call?

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