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There is an evil blue monkey hiding in your hair and telling you to do bad things.

Prank Call

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	BRRRRINNGGG


	Amber! Yes! She Finally called! It MUST be her..


	Holly? Holly? Are you there? Honey? is that you?


	*snicker .. snicker*


	Holly? // Amber? // Helloooo? Hello?

Stuck

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	What are you doing in that trash can?


	I'm stuck ...


	Well .. How can we get you out?


	Um .. could you .. hurry it up a little?

Sausage

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	*Hello ... little girl .. hehehehehe .. would you .. snicker* like to see a big sausage?**


	Sure! I like sausages!!


	hehehehe .. would you .. snicker .. like to .. taste it?? It's nice and .. gurgle .. juicy and hot


	Yes! I would like to taste it very much!


	*....................................whimper.........*


	muffled It's kind of hard to chew!

Oppertunist

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	Umm .. What're you doing with all that money, phil?


	Man .. I just robbed a bank ... I don't know what to do .. I have to get rid of all this money!!!!!


	You know I've always loved you!

Confessions

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	I have to tell you, before it's to late! ... I've wanted you for years, Aslay ......


	And I have to tell you! I used to sit outside your window with binoculars while you changed!


	Goodbye!!


	Goodbye, my dearest!

30 minutes later


	um ..


	this is uncomfortable

Slang

by deludeddreamer
6-21-01


	/-\EY THERE MAN WATS ^ W/ U 2DAY


	Excuse me?


	XCUSZ U? WATS UR PROB? MAN, I ASED WAT ^ W/U!!!! R U DEF?! WTF!?


	....


	AAARRRRRRRGGHH!


	damn kids ..

Date

by deludeddreamer
9-18-01


	mm, and that cat .. so kinky!


	Ok .. you're scaring me now ..

l337-less?

by deludeddreamer
10-01-01


	! 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!!!!!!!!!! p\|-\|33r /\/\! 1337 5ki115!


	!


	heh .. heh ..


	?


	eep!


	p\|-\|33r /\/\!, bitch.

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