All comics by differentbreed

 

Making the band part one by differentbreed 11-07-01
Jesus does vocals for the band, his hobbies include pro wrestling, hockey, making fun of people, makeing a drunken ass of himself, stabbing chics with his prok dagger and getting stank on his hanglow.	GG plays guitar and he doesn't like anyone or anything. Everything sucks. He drinks excessivle, bangs out chics, and damn near kills someone new every weekend. Why Cos people suck and he's hate'em	DB plays guitar and he drinks like a fish, runs around naked and never remembers anything. He shaves his package giving the illusion it's bigger than it really is. See girls, he is sensitive.

 

Making the band part two by differentbreed 11-07-01
SLK plays drums & he doesn't give a fuck. He busy's himself drinking, fighting, eating, farting, sleeping. He's a big fan of mayo lots and lots of mayo & he isn't shy about freeing his willy either.	Angel plays bass and gets the most chics Hobbies are tatooing, boozing, smoking, beating up bums and anyone who looks at her crooked, getting fucked, geting fucked up and fucking shit up.	WE LIKE BOTTLES WE LIKE CANS FROSTED MUGS WE'RE A DRINKING BAND WE LIKE BOTTLES WE LIKE CANS FROSTED MUGS WE'RE A DRINKING BAND

 

Angel and groupie B Movie groupie Shannon Tweed by differentbreed 11-07-01
Angel and band groupie Shannon Tweed I don't give a fuck about your needs Shannon I am only out for myself. Oh, no Angel. Please no!	Bitch get me a beer Bitch get me a beer BITCH get me a BEER!!! Why did I do it Why am I here You don't love me you just love your fuckin' beer!	That's tight bitch and don't forget I'm done with you 'cos I already hit it! Now cook me some pancakes whore....you bitch.....fuckin' cunt...I'm haten 'em!.........BET! sniffsniffsniffwhimperwhimoerwhimper...........OKAY.

 

SLicK versus Angel by differentbreed 11-07-01
Damn you Angel you get all the girls. Why is that your nothing special. I mean your from friggin' Texas of all places! Fuck you SLicK Maybe if you stopped freeing willy all of the time when people didn't ask you would get laid more. I am hotter than you ya know.	My fingers are cold Angel and I need a beer. I am so thirsty. Well SLicK if you stick your fingers up my ass I can warm them for you. If you put them in your mouth when your done I'll buy you a beer too!	Oh my that's warm and feels good. Eh, it does taste like crap though. Angel, where's my beer? Angel? Angel? Get back here...I hope you trip on your lips! grrrrrrrrrrrr Muuuuuaaaaahhhhhhhh...........sucker!!!!!

 

Cathy and Angel versus the male population by differentbreed 11-07-01
Cathy and Angel doing what women do best.....gab gab gab gab gab..... Can you believe those jackoffs we have to put up with everyday. Do you really believe all those comical stories about sex and conquests and what not. Those guys are so lame! OMG I know what you mean. Sex they wouldn't know what good sex was if it jumped up and kicked them in the face. As if I could get anything of mine even near their face! Wimps!	OMG, me too. They are always in such a hurry sticking their crotch in my face. How about a little lovin' in return you know what I mean girlfriend! They think they are such good lovers! LOL. I mean they are all just a bunch of half-minute heros if you ask me! Its more like Gone in 30 seconds! LOL	30 seconds of humping and I'm supposed to be satisfied. He says, Wow that was great hon best orgasm I've ever had! LOL WTF!! 2 hours later he is STILL sleeping! OMG! For real girl! And they wont even kiss you after you've gone down on them! LAME-O! Where have all the real men gone?? LOL Not around here for sure. Men are sooo helpless

 

Angel and head working the kitchen floor part 1 by differentbreed 11-08-01
Today we find DB/Head working Angel's kitchen floor. Thanks be to Gorgod for creating this "thing!" I really hate working this tile on this kitchen floor. But I am only a head so when I am on the floor I can look up Angel's and her friends skirts! Nothing wrong with eye candy! hahahahahahaha Did you forget I am a witch and I can sometimes read your mind head? How would you like me to put some "kittie" on the menu tonight?	Well just in case you didn't know it. I always clean my plate that's great! OMG! OMFG!! That was wonderful! I need a smoke Your coming to work with me. You'll stay under my desk and you'll also be the best head on campus. My girls at work will luv you head!!!	Angel pays tribute to GG for his creation... BET!! Bricker bracker firecracker shish boom ba GG GG rah rah rah

 

Head meets women on campus and is interviewed by Danni Filth by differentbreed 11-08-01
Black Metaller turned reporter Danni Filth is on location with a breaking story about head. Here he is at the local college campus. Hi Danni Filth here...What can you tell us about head? We've heard reports that head has become a legend around the campus. What is your experience with head? Oh my God Danni! I think I'm in love. I love head and can't get enough of head. I need head!!	Well now that says a lot. Let's see what other women on campus can tell us about head. My friend in the F.A. dept introduced me to head. I am addicted to head and can't get enough head. I want head right now! Where is my head??!!	Here I am now with head! What is your secret head that is driving women on this campus so wild? They can't seem to get enough of you! What's the secret?? There's really no secret to tell Danni Boy. Like I tell everyone who has asked me already. I mean once you get passed the smell...you got it licked!!

 

DB and MG and GBH!!! by differentbreed 11-08-01
DB and MG playing word association. And we are looking forward to this! City Baby.... ATTACKED BY RATS!! HAHAHAHHA	Lets try this again....City Baby... REVENGE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAHA	GBH JUST SIGNED WITH GO-KART RECORDS AND ARE TO BEGIN IMMEDIATLEY RECORDING THE NEW RECORD WITHOUT THE METAL SOUND THAT EVENTUALLY INFLUENCED THE BAND Leather... BRISTLES NO SURVIVORS AND SICK BOYS!!!!! PUNK RAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKK

 

Vengance is mine sayeth the Mighty Angel don't fuck with me by differentbreed 11-09-01
Oh my God! What the heck is that ugly thing with feet for ears I see waddling around over there? That thing is UGLY!! hehehehe JC, that is a certain someone we knew from the old UATB board we used to hang out at!	Did you do that, Angel? You know me. I was fucked up and looking to beat someone up or fuck some shit up and he looked at me crooked. I told him I'd kick his ass up to his friggin' forehead if he didn't stop! So I did!!	Eunuch boy Eunuch boy Eunuch boy Eunuch boy! It must suck to know you'll never fuck! THIS SUX!!!!

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