All comics by dsdude

 

The use of H4X! by dsdude 6-24-05
Sepharite discusses "plans" with theONE... Must... resist... touching... giant forehead... Right, so we attack Chuddy at dawn.	Excellent..... yes..... excellent! We out!	Meanwhile... DS Dude, you get that thing I sent ya? If by "get that thing I sent ya" you mean "imagined a naked lady," then yes, I did get it.

 

I R TEH MOD by dsdude 6-24-05
The Mods (otherwise known as "Your Daddies") discuss who should be the newest moderator. How'z 'bout Sepharite? Well, I don't know. Maybe we should hold some sort of competition.	Sounds like a good idea. What should the prize be? A COPY OF NINTENDOGS?! No, no. The prize would be being a mod.	WTF? Nintendogs? Right, right. Prize of being a mod.............. WITH A FREE COPY OF NINTENDOGS!1!! Meh, okay. We'll throw in a copy of Nintendogs.

 

Frying pans and Cigarettes by dsdude 6-24-05
DANCE, LITTLE BUNNIES! We shall call it, "TouchDS.com Idol"! Awesome....... WTF? I just got a PM from Mormon.	BRIBERY = TOMATO PANCAKES! Hey, sup DS Dude! Like, make me the new mod. Everyone shall ph34r my superior post count. Oh, and I have bacon! Holy Cheezus! BACON?! Chuddy will understand when I've told him that Mormon shall be the new mod.	Yes, sir, I liek teh soop as well. Mormon, eh? What happened to "TouchDS.com Idol"? Oh well. I'm keeping Nintendogs then... This bucket o' bacon is teh rawkz my sawkz! OMGWTFBBQ!!111!

 

And the Lord said, let there be waffles! by dsdude 6-24-05
Not sharing bacon? OH NOES!!! ALL MY BACON IS GONE! DS Dude, we can't just make Mormon a mod just because he gave you bacon. *You could have at least saved me some*	WTF?! I'M BEING ATTACKED MY A WABBIT! SOMEONE, HELP!!!! Well, how'z 'bout we discuss it with the other mods? Now THAT's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Let's ask Karl.	BWEHEHE! Didn't think I had a gun on me, did ya, ya smelly som'b*tch!? Oh, narration. Right. Uh... So, Karl. Been having a drink, I see. Got any suggestions as to who should be the new mod? I R TEH PR0N KING! BACK THE F*** OUT, B****ES!

 

When masturbation's lost it's fun, you're f***in' lonely. by dsdude 6-24-05
It's simple, folks. Bananas + A Bucket of Grease equates to Rastafarianism. Karl offered me pornography in exchange for my soul. You didn't accept, did you?	I remember, when I was a wee lad, my brothers and I played with rats! Goodness, no! I slapped him silly and snatched his stash while he wasn't looking. Nice. Well, let's ask Dave who he thinks the new mod should be.	WE THE RENEGADES OF FUNK! *doot doot doo doo doot* \m/ O_O \m/ Hey Dave. Do you have any suggestions as to who the new mod should be? What's that? A mirror? Hey hey, good lookin'!

 

This one's for you, Earl! by dsdude 6-24-05
Welcome to Hicksville. Please wait while we court your sister and shave your cat. Uh, Dave? Yoo hoo! How do you speak my language?	Ghostly man cometh, ghostly man cometh, ghostly man cometh! Right. Like I was saying, do you have any suggestions for a new mod? I don't know. How 'bout that Lkr felluh? He'll give us the edge with the younger crowd.	It's times like these when you begin to question your own sanity & sexuality. Right. So that's one vote for Mormon, and one for Lkr. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to see a woman about "getting my oil changed."

 

And then there was one... by dsdude 6-25-05
Don't touch me, I'm sterile! ( '.' ) Right, so we've asked everyone. It's a tie between Mormon and Lkr. Well, not everyone. There's still one more person to ask....	*cue wolf howling, freaky tension-raising music, and a bucket o' poppin' corn* ...Allen...	Don't you wanna Fanta? WTF? Get back here!

 

Trix by dsdude 6-25-05
This message has been sponsored by the Coca-Cola Company. Right, we must ask Allen. How in God's name did you just magically come back like that?	41 to 15?! OMFG! HAX! The power is in the sauce of butter. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!	Don't ask. Off to Allen's lair we go. FOLLOW TEH YELLOW BRICK ROAD, BITCHES!

 

Plot twists were inevitable... by dsdude 6-25-05
Joo likey teh w33d? Are you sure this is the right way? Dude, I'm an admin now. Step back while I use my mad skillz to h4x0r our way there.	ROFLCOPTER! Oops... MY EYE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY EYE?!	And now, a word from our sponsors. Hello, and thank you for taking the time to read the comic. We'd just like to remind you that the crude, offensive, and often obscene language and humor is all part of the government's plot to... ...DESTROY THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF CHEESE! KIDS, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! THEY SHALL COME RAPE YOUR POOR BRAINS WITH TAZERS! RUN!

 

Wasted effort by dsdude 6-25-05
Hehe, we'll never see them again. Best part? We keep all of their money. Let's move on, shall we? FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP US! THEY ARE ARMED WITH POTATO LAUNCHERS AND ENOUGH MACE TO KILL AN ELEPHANT!	Our story continues after Chuddy has managed to blow up a hospital, rob a women's clothing outlet, and single-handedly happy-slap DS Dude. Are we there yet? Almost...	*classic anime-esque drop, but into a trash can!* omfg... Here!

 

Wet summer days by dsdude 6-25-05
JOO CAN DO IT, COLONEL SANDERS! You go in first, I have this condition, you see, where my "No No's" begin to... Let's just say it ain't pretty. Righty-o.	I really do love what he's done with the place. I mean sure, a lot of it seems faux-pas, but you can bet he got it on the black market for a great discount. Up these stairs...	You can bet ol' Michael Jackson told those kids to "beat it." >_> Mhmm... Down this hall...

 

teh Return! :O by dsdude 9-05-05
We now return, after a 3 month absence (and a few trips to re-hab), to the moderator hideout. (In case you don't remember, this feller down here is DS dude) (And this gentleman here is teh Chuddy)	w00t1337pwn I've got bacon bribes from every active member. They want to see pics that don't even exist yet... o.O Hand said pics to me. Then, this whole mess will be in order.	Calm down... I'm setting the story up... omgwtfbbq dude... Bwahahaha...

 

kthxbai by dsdude 1-05-06
zzzzzzz	zzzzzzz XD	what da fuxx? roofle chopter

 

GlassJawz for the Redneck by dsdude 1-05-06
y helo thar and teh new moderator iz, bignadz!!11! woot!	b-b-b-ut sekz? (That's Mormon down there) Wow. Another mod. Yipee. [/sarcasm] Dude, you just said "/sarcasm" out loud.	Wang Chowder, the Beijing treat! ...no I didn't. You're fecking crazy. -_-

 

8=======D by dsdude 1-06-06
... Hello?	... Where da fuxx is da comic?	BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA HOLY MOTHERFUXXING PIE FUXXER!

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