jesus and a goat by elementpunk1-05-03 Wow, what a nice body... I wonder if he works out. I can read your mind, and yes I do work out. Your mom wasn't a virgin. Will you help me off the cross? No, kris needs something to make fun of.
jesus vs. jesus by elementpunk1-28-03 I lied... I'm not the son of god. It's okay Jesus died for your sins. ... ... Jesus Christ your fucking gay. Your mom wasn't a virgin.
jesus loves the little children.... IN THE ASS by elementpunk1-28-03 first frame... dammit i fucked my mom i jerked off to dick cheney second frame... you stupid mother fucking shit faced bitch george bush touched me in a way that felt wrong.... but i liked it incest is the reason we are all still alive I love you all so much... You are all my children
kris and jesus talk about sandwiches by elementpunk1-28-03 My name is Kris Hilbert I think i over use Jesus No you don't
Ska Monkey???? by elementpunk1-28-03 I AM A SKA MONKEY!!!!!!! I AM JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! I can play the trumpet Good for you Jesus, do you love me? No
jesus on the cross by elementpunk1-29-03 I hate my father... My hands hurt... There are nails in them
Jesus and the children by elementpunk1-29-03 All the little children cum onto me You sick mother fucker
Jesus is cold by elementpunk1-29-03 I wish I had some clothes... Its really cold out... Fuck you Jesus