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by eller
11-29-01
I hate being alone
this lonliness stuff has got to end sometime...

 

by eller
11-29-01
CUBICLE SLACKER, I WILL CRUSH YOU
do you like my new hairdo??
No. Could ypu please do some work?
I have to call the tanning salon, but as soon as I am done I will help you, ok?
OK, NO MORE NICE BOSS
aaaaaaaa! My nails! You broke my nails!

 

by eller
11-29-01
eller, we must streamline all the engineering databases before we can add any of the new fields into the operations and provisioning standards formats and bla bla bla bla
i'm not deaf, i'm ignoring you.
after the process has been completed, i am putting you in sole charge of communicating the new process and procedures with our colleagues in a team-building session bla bla bla bla bla
i'm not deaf, i'm ignoring you.
i can't wait to impliment this with you. bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla we will shift the paradigiam together, eller...
i'm not deaf, i'm ignoring you.

 

by eller
11-29-01
*bleat*
oh no, here comes the giver!
poor syz.

 

by eller
11-29-01
You will bow down to Engineering.
No I won't.
You will obey all that engineering tells you to do.
i will not.
Why not?
I am operations.

 

by eller
11-29-01
???
that's more like it

 

by eller
11-29-01
Are you there God its me, Margaret.
I must... I must... I must increase my bust!
God?

 

by eller
11-29-01
Dear Eller, due to circumstances within the telecommunications industry beyond our control we must downsize you and move you out of deployment and into operations.
your new job will be undefined and you will most likely be forgotten about by management until it is time to review headcount again. At that time, we will most likely lay you off, but don't worry...
...as a token of our thanks for all your hard work, here are 250 Class B shares worth .49 cents each.

 

by eller
11-30-01
My head feels like its been stuffed with cotton.
I can't focus on anything and peoples voices are hurting my ears.
Thank goodness for Gravol.

 

by eller
12-03-01
Monday, I hate you.
Everything I neglected to finish on Friday is still here.
I think I'm going to have an offsite meetings with myself and my masseuse.

 

by eller
12-03-01
MapGuide, ACCESS, TBS, ORACLE... You won't upgrade my computer so how can you expect me to have all these databases open and querying your issues simultaneously??
The cost of upgrading your computer equals the amount of your annual salary. We can't afford both... you'll have to make do with what we give you.
Well, then you can't expect me to fix all of your issues before 5pm today.
Don't take a lunch break. I'll call you in two hours to get a progress update.
Sir, may I make the bold suggestion that you go fuck yourself?
What do you think I'll be doing for those two hours..? Working?

 

by eller
12-04-01
From: Henry Tso To: Eller How are you?When I saw this screen saver I immediately thought about you I am in a hurry, I promise you will love it
From: Henry Tso To: Eller How are you?When I saw this screen saver I immediately thought about you I am in a hurry, I promise you will love it
Henry Tso... Network Engineer. Figures.
Since my workflow comes in via email, I've got no reason to be here now. See you...

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