The Book of Statements? by elservo8-06-05 Once upon a midnight dreary... I uh. Um. I wet myself? My pants? Wet my pants?
The Cowboy. The bench. by elservo8-06-05 That bench is gigantic! I mean seriously! It's freaking large! I could never sit on that thing, it's just way too large!
Ducks have large brains. by elservo8-06-05 I have control of your brain. No you don't! Go get me a wife. I'm going to get myself a sammich. Dammit.
Dog in hell! by elservo8-06-05 Welcome to hell, so and so! NOT COOL! Prepare to feel unspeakable amounts of pain for the rest of eternity! But I thought all dogs go to Heaven! No! All dogs go to Hell! You like Hip-Hop in Hell? because I could deal with that.
Jesus and the purse. by elservo8-06-05 Oh my! Hey get me down, please. Of course! Are you alright? It is finished. Sir?
Confederacy rides again! by elservo8-06-05 Freedom isn't free! Oh awesome! A pewter thing! Freedom isn't free! Jolly good! A pewter thing! DAMMIT SOMEONE BUY ME!
Life goes on. by elservo8-07-05 2:47 P.M. Dear John, 3:21 P.M. I'm leaving you... 4:45 P.M. ...BECAUSE YOU'RE MODERATELY ILLITERATE!
Get the girl some fries! by elservo8-07-05 YAR! Welcome to Pirate Burger! May I tempt you with some Shark Fritters? can i have some french fries? We're out of french fries! All we gots is Shark Fritters! make me some french fries or i will climb over the counter and claw your other eye out! We seriously don't have any french fries, dear. i hope you've made family arrangements!
Klem looks like Steve! by elservo8-07-05 So we finally meet, Klem! Prepare to die a horrible death! Klem? No, that's my cousin. I'm Steve. Steve? Oh, I'm sorry about that. Foiled him again.