All comics by elservo

 

by elservo
8-06-05
Once upon a midnight dreary...
I uh. Um. I wet myself?
My pants? Wet my pants?

 

by elservo
8-06-05
That bench is gigantic!
I mean seriously! It's freaking large!
I could never sit on that thing, it's just way too large!

 

by elservo
8-06-05
I have control of your brain.
No you don't!
Go get me a wife.
I'm going to get myself a sammich.
Dammit.

 

by elservo
8-06-05
SPANG!
FLAM!
Burrito!
FLAM THiS!

 

by elservo
8-06-05
Welcome to hell, so and so!
NOT COOL!
Prepare to feel unspeakable amounts of pain for the rest of eternity!
But I thought all dogs go to Heaven!
No! All dogs go to Hell!
You like Hip-Hop in Hell? because I could deal with that.

 

by elservo
8-06-05
Oh my!
Hey get me down, please.
Of course! Are you alright?
It is finished.
Sir?

 

by elservo
8-06-05
Freedom isn't free!
Oh awesome! A pewter thing!
Freedom isn't free!
Jolly good! A pewter thing!
DAMMIT SOMEONE BUY ME!

 

by elservo
8-07-05
2:47 P.M.
Dear John,
3:21 P.M.
I'm leaving you...
4:45 P.M.
...BECAUSE YOU'RE MODERATELY ILLITERATE!

 

by elservo
8-07-05
YAR! Welcome to Pirate Burger! May I tempt you with some Shark Fritters?
can i have some french fries?
We're out of french fries! All we gots is Shark Fritters!
make me some french fries or i will climb over the counter and claw your other eye out!
We seriously don't have any french fries, dear.
i hope you've made family arrangements!

 

by elservo
8-07-05
So we finally meet, Klem! Prepare to die a horrible death!
Klem? No, that's my cousin. I'm Steve.
Steve? Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Foiled him again.

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