All comics by evildude123

 

by evildude123
1-14-01
Why is there a giant purple phallus next to me?
Maybe just one touch...
Umm, no nothing god, why?

 

by evildude123
1-14-01
Bongo, you will go into Egypt and save my people...
Ummm, god?
Yeah?
I'm just a frickin rabbit with a phallus for an ear.

 

by evildude123
1-14-01
Bloody beatnik's
Bloody phallus-eared rabbits
Guess I should make conversation or something
Crap, he's going to try to make conversation...
So, how's wallowing in your own pain working out for you?
Damn rabbit...

 

by evildude123
1-14-01
So, there's this girl i've liked for a long time now, but i've never gotten up the guts to ask her out.
Yeah, so?
Well, now I found out that, in her own words, "She had the hugest crush on me over the summer".
Right....
Well, now she broke up with her boyfriend, which is good, except i have some indications she likes some guy named "Tom". What do you think I should do?
I think you need to get away from me.

 

by evildude123
1-14-01
Whoa, Karkaesque
What the hell are you talking about?! Just because we look like each other doesnt mean it's "Kafkaesque"
So.... what are you saying?
I'm saying you're an idiot

 

by evildude123
1-16-01
Well, It's just about been confirmed, she likes that Tom guy...
Oh god, not this again...
Now I've been advised to just "move on" and cut my losses...
Does he actually think I care?
What do you think?
I think you should go to hell.

 

by evildude123
1-16-01
Well, I guess I need to find a new girl to like/stalk...
*smile*
Shit

 

by evildude123
1-17-01
How many boards could the mongol's hoard if the mongols could hoard boards?
Umm, 70?
70 what?
Boards?

 

by evildude123
1-18-01
At the Plastic Surgeon's office
Yeah, I was thinking about getting my girlfriend a breast reduction for her birthday.
Alright
So, umm, I'd like to see the "before reduction" book and the "after augmentation book" if that would be alright
Umm, wouldnt you rather have the "before" and "after" book from the SAME procedure?
No, I trust you

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