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by facejam
11-24-02
He was right, supergluing one hand to my elbow and the other to my face really WAS a stupid thing to do!

 

by facejam
11-24-02
...and HE said it didn't matter which way you look at the universe, at the end of the day we are all one and what we are seeing is merely an illusion of individuality.....
...maintained and controlled by the media and governments of the world to keep us from transcending our physical forms to further the evolution of mankind.
What do you think about that?
Interesting theory, but I'm just a squirrel. You fuckwit.

 

by facejam
11-26-02
Hey Satan, how come your working here now?
Well, I got into trouble with the Guy upstairs and I owe Him about £50,000. Gotta do this second job to pay Him off.
No way man, that sucks. Any way here comes the boss, catch you later man.
Catch you later.
Hey Satan, when you've finished moving those pallets can you swing by the changing rooms. One of the toilets is blocked and needs a thorough plunging!
I'LL SEE THAT YOU BURN IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HELL MOTHERFUCKER!

 

by facejam
11-29-02
I can't believe she finished with me, after all we've been through. I was there for her every step of the way, through out thhose dark months.
Hey, look on the bright side...
What bright side?
According to this letter, the reason she finished with you was not because she thought you had grown apart emotionally, but because she had just inherited a cool £8.6 Million fortune!
ARRRRGGGGHHH!
Note to self, must learn about sensitivity...

 

by facejam
11-29-02
This is terrible!!
This is barbaric! Horrific!! How can people DO this sort of thing!
I can't believe that modern art just gets worse and worse! I mean this is just RUBBISH!

 

by facejam
12-04-02
Hello thank you for calling. My names Jim, how can i help you?
Um...yes...i see. Have you tried turning it off and then on again?
And that didn't help?
Right, okay then. How about....
...(sigh) You know what? I really couldn't give a flying fuck any more.
Eat shit and die.

 

by facejam
12-21-02
Ho, Ho and indeed, Ho. Merry Christmas little girl, have you been good this year?
Yes. I've launched myself into an intense study of the nihilistic, consumption driven society which surrounds me and moulds my maleable mind, by use of the media, to become driven purely by greed.
.....ah....
Now give me all the presents before I scream rape.

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