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by fatguy667
3-20-06
Okay, Tick Acey, we need you to go and find out what Slack Butt is up to.
I thought you had him caught three weeks ago?
Umm, he offered us doughnuts and, well...
You couldn't resist, could you?
Well, no really...
Don't worry, I'll get him. Even though I LOVE junk food.

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
hmmm...
Hey son, watchya looking for?
Nothing, I'm just looking for Slack Butt.
Well, I don't know where he is, but I could give you a clue to where he might be.
Tell me now, or you die, nuckle-head.
Why not try the Bottoms Up-Bar for Underworld Geniuses?

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Hello, you know where Slack Butt is?
Nope. I could tell ya where the kitchen is though.
You know where Slack Butt is?
Sorry, but I just serve the food for the people.
You know where Slack Butt is?
He's the guy who goes 'Cheesey as!'

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Ah, my evil hanchman. Tick Acey knows what we are up to, cheesey as!
Grrr...
I need you to go and take care of him, okay Butch, cheesey as!
Okay, grrr...
Hurry up and go already, cheesey as!
Hold your horses, grrr...

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Um, hello. I would like to know if you could come over to the warehouse tonight. Midnight.
Sure, I'll be there.
By the way, whose calling?
Umm, a friend?
Okay, just didn't recognise your voice.

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Hi, what did you want?
Grrrr...
Aha! You're Butch, henchamn to Slack Butt, and lover of saying grrr!
Erm, yeah...
Chopping Block. You can never trust their characters.

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Okay, Mr Abe, you helped me on the first part of capturing Slack Butt. Can you help me some more?
Sure thing guv. Fire away.
Where is Slack Butt's hidout?
That's easy.
Well?
Down the road.

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
You're under arrest Slack Butt.
Ah, so you did make it here Tick Acey, cheesey as!
So long, sucker!
I'll come quietly then, even though it's cheesey as.

 

by fatguy667
3-20-06
Okay, I came quietly. But how'd you like some of this yummy cocaine, cheesey as?
No, Slack, no.
For crimes so heinous, I am to kill you.
Never trust a man like a zombie.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Hi chief. I want to know what other assignments you have for me.
There is one.
Okay, good. What is it?
We need you to nab a serial killer called Dr Sin. He forces abortion.
I'll go now. Any warnings?
He loves cutting people up.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Mwa ha ha ha ha! You are going to be my next victim!
AARRGGHH!
Please, say that again, I can't hear properly.
I said: AARRGGHH!
Hmmm, I don't think you should talk. I can't hear or lip read.
Oh. Well, I'm ready to die now.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Bottoms Up-Bar for Underworld Geniuses.
Hello, Mr Bunny. Have you seen a Dr Sin anywhere?
Nope. Now get lost or I'll add your blood to my shirt.
You helped me last time, so please help me again. Have you seen a man called Dr Sin?
Nope guv. Try Cap'n Fight, he'll know.
Captain Fight, where is Dr Sin?
He's at the Hospital of Horror.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Hands up, or I shoot.
Hey honey, you're very direct, aren't ya?
Okay, I've never shot a woman. Here goes.
What the...
Don't swear.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
This is not possible...
Hi.
I have to kill you through strangulation.
Oh, and vice versa.
I'm getting up...
Hang on, I have to call the boss...

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Pheww...
You are Dr Sin?
Can't hear you.
Definently Dr Sin.
Hello, my name is Dr Sin. I cut people up. Would you ilke to be my next victim, Tick Acey, but it will happen anyway, even if you choose no.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Welcome to the last place you will ever be, Tick Acey!
I will escape...
Huh?
This is my only advantage. My two way peaking underwear!
Oh well, no one knows you're here!
Good, my peaking underwear has spotted Mr Abe, and alerted him to my crisis!

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Hello, Dr Sin. I have trained in Kick Boxing.
Oh no, it is Mr Abe, world champion Kick Boxer!
How was that, Tick?
What do we do now?
I'll cop him, and take him in.

 

by fatguy667
3-22-06
Why did I need to be washed?
You'll be bloody again, but you can't hear me anyway, can you?
Apparently it was the blood clogging my ears.
Well, you need to die.
So there be your end.

 

by fatguy667
3-25-06
Patience, my villainous henchman. We have yet to kill Tick Acey.
I met him at the Bottoms Up. He's killed our operatives, Slackbutt and Dr Sin.
Well, you can avenge them. That is the mission.
Alright boss.
Make sure you don't let him see the axe.
Okay.

 

by fatguy667
4-07-06
Let Tick Acey believe you and Dr Sin are dead, Slackbutt.
Okay Number One.
Good. What are the goals of WEIRD?
To clone all operatives and kill all detectives.
Excellent. The cloning process worked.
Yup. Sure did.

 

by fatguy667
4-10-06
Ah, Mr Abe, hows your marriage going?
Fine, my young lad. I found out about an organisation called WEIRD last night.
How?
Slackbutt, yes Slackbutt, came and told me.
I'm off!
Oh yeah, he doesn't say 'cheesey as!' anymore.

 

by fatguy667
4-11-06
Ah, Tick Acey, my worst foe!
Hands up!
I am Number One.
Of WEIRD?
Of course! I own the damn organisation!
Ah! Always loved a genius, want some tea and bickies?

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
And this one here, I got that for rescuing a cat.
Cool! But I so want to turn Emo.
Huh?
You know, slitting the wrists.
Of course!

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
I am out of my clone coffin!
So am I Dr Sin.
Couldn't hear you. It must be all the blood.
Hmmm...
I still can't hear you. Is Acey still about?
Yup. Even though you can't hear me, I'll just say that he's giving up this comic series to a guy called Flyman.

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
Ahh. Give me a knife.
Sure thing.
Thats better. See the blood on the floor?
Yup. from your wrists.
I am now an emo!
Congrats. You want Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred?

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
You believe anything!
Yup.
5, 4, 3, 2...
Oh....
****

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
Uh, Dr Svenn...
I'm Aok!
The gases...
What about them?
They've leaked!
I feel ten times as strong!

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
Ah, Slackbutt. You know my family name is One, my own name being Number.
Yes Number One.
Good. Send a peice of cheese to the police with as etched into it. Afterwards, give me the knife.
What will you do with the knife?
Slit my wrists. They're not bleeding anymore.
Okay, I will do what you ask.

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
Come on detective, Ice City needs you to stop WEIRD!
I'm still knocked out a bit after the explosion.
Okay, two more minutes rest and then you go after WEIRD.
Alright.
Deal. Look at this cheese, it's got As carved on it.
Must be Slackbutt!

 

by fatguy667
4-13-06
Now, Mr Bunny, We will capture Nuclear ships!
Okay boss.
But it's already been done.
By who?
Karl Stromberg

 

by fatguy667
4-14-06
Now, wheres that bloody secretary gone?
Oh no, I now have superpowers! I'll call myself Energyman.
I'll beat up criminals. Apparently Cow farts can do extraordinary things.

 

by fatguy667
4-14-06
Now guv, give me the money or I'll whack you with this crowbar.
Sure thing. Boy, I didn't know theives asked nicely to other thieves!
See ya!
Boy, he just took the cash and not the bag.
Give me the money!
Boy, some heroes can be soooo imature. Where are your manners?

 

by fatguy667
4-14-06
Okay, please hand over the money. Better?
Okay. Here you are.
Now, would you like to come to my freinds house?
Sure thing guv.
Curses! I hate superheroes!
How do people know I'm a superhero? I'm just flying in midair.

 

by fatguy667
4-14-06
Ah, I love raping you!
Arrgghhh! I want out! I want to be chaste!
No more, my dear, are you chaste! Mwa ha ha ha!
AARRGGHH!
Who are you? Where is the person I was raping?
You were RAPING!!! You're under arrest!

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Hi, I got the cash off you, didn't I?
Yup guv.
What you in for?
Forcing someone to have sex.
Who caught you?
A random guy in a supersuit.

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Hello.
Who are you?
Energyman.
*sigh* Pull the other leg. It plays Jingle Bells.
Does it really?
Yes, of course it does!

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Hello, you do know of that supermenace the Fly-Man?
Yep son, I sure do. Now scram!
Not even you, Paul Ease can tell me to scram!
Oh my gosh! How'd you do that Mr Ferlanco?
It's all in the wrist.

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Hey, what are you doing?
Robbing the house.
Huh?
I mean, nothing sir.
Okay. Tell me some gossip, 'kay?
Sure thing.

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
The names Cleese Easter Bunny, John Cleese.
And mines Eric Idle. I'll give you some Easter Eggs if you behave.
Of course not! In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a bunny killed some of the Monty Python group. So, I kill all rabbits!
Sure Cleese.
But then, who would be Sir Robin in the remake of Holy Grail?

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Hi Doctor Criminal.
Ah, Fly-Man.
You have exactly the IQ of a criminal genius!
NOOOOOO!!!!
Mwa ha ha ha!!!!

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
So, Mr Abe, you've helped Acey before.
Sure have officer.
Good. Get him out of bed!
WHAT!?! He's still in BED?
Yup.
Get him outta there! My sources tell me that Number One is stealing Nuclear Submarines!

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Come on Tick, lighten up.
Sorry Mr Abe. I resign the police force.
YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS!
I am.
Your liscence to kill is revoked.
Now, who's been watching too many James Bond films?

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
Dr Criminal, I'll get my revenge on you for that IQ test!
How do you know?
I am a detective!
You're a loony.
I'll slobber you to death!
I'll have your leg!

 

by fatguy667
4-15-06
HI there. Why're you out of prison?
I escaped. Anyway, you've a stiffy.
How come you're attracted to men?
Why do you say I'm gay? I've no stiffy!
Well, thats what it looks like from where I'm standing.

 

by fatguy667
4-16-06
Anyway, you've no style. That cape could easily be a carpet!
What did you say?
Um, geez, nothing!
You are getting shrewd aren't you?
Yup.

 

by fatguy667
4-16-06
Okay. Did you know I'm Eric Idle?
Sure. And I'm the Joker.
Really, I am!
No your not, you're my brother, David Svenn!
No, it cannot be, my evil brother Jeff, who bit the priest?
That's me old buddy.

 

by fatguy667
4-17-06
Hello, I am the Fly-Man, from Sydney.
Bwa ha ha ha! I am Count Jackula from Transilvanya!
Cough, cough.
I forgot my Coffin tablets.

 

by fatguy667
4-17-06
It was so easy, back as a baby to do evil...
Goo.
And I christen this baby, er, what was his name?
Goo!
Oh yes, Jeff.
*bites priests finger* Goo!!!
Oh, what the hell, I'm giving up. I retire!

 

by fatguy667
4-17-06
By the way, I have not seen any James Bond films!
I am going, and I hereby gain my liscence to kill back by shooting you, Mr Abe.
YOU CAN'T!
Just try me.
I hereby arrest you, Tick Acey. No hard feelings.
I hope so.

 

by fatguy667
4-17-06
Where are we now, Jackula?
At my lair, Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Oy, what the?
I transformed you back to a vampire, Jackula.
No, I'm melting...I'm melting! And dying!

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