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by fatsatan
2-04-03
Meanwhile...
Eyyyy.
Eyyyyyyyy.
Eyyyyyyyy!
EYYYYYYYYYYYY!
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Shut the fuck up.

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
Lately I've been feeling like all my friends laugh at me behind my back.
Know what I mean?

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
Nigger
Yeeeaaaah.
Nigger
Yeeeaaaah.
But then...
Nigger
wtf? Hate crime.

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
LOL.

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
BUT FIRST!!
Did you hear what Captain Robo did?
Who is Captain Robo?
UH-OH!
He tried to tell his mom a knock-knock joke...
Who the hell is Captain Robo?
HAHAHA
...and the bitch knocked him out cold.
Who the shitty-sam-hill-bloody-diddly-do-duck-fuck is Captain Robo?

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
ring!
ring ring!
FUCKING PICK ME UP, SLUT
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by fatsatan
2-04-03
On the praerie...
Yeeeeee-haaaaw! The cows are in, I caught ALL of the Daltons, and I shot five indians in the back!
I emptied a whole bottle of scotch, raped a squaw and ate a buffalo raw! What'll we do next?
I'll give you $20 if I you let me cum on your tits.

 

by fatsatan
2-04-03
Ah, fire. Kill my tears. Set me free. Let us embrace and die, together. I long for you to chill me in your heart. To become one, and ashes, with you.
There is no love to sustain me. I am the dark that clouds the sun. In my head. In my eyes. Oh, voluptuous tyranny of the fates. How you scald me.
Jesus fucking Christ, that was DEEP.

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
CONCEPT BY LES WASTE
No!
NO!!!
So you fucking want these drugs or not?
I wasn't saying no to you, fag. I was saying no to the drugs.

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
How's your-
WHOA I'M BLACK!!!
I see.
FGGGGGG

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
I'm finding myself strongly attracted to you.
I thought you should know.
WARNING: We are colliding with the sun.
Just a sec.

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
At a homosexual's house...
Come here, you.
Hihihi!
Hihihi!
Give it to me!
OH GOD
It'll grow back.

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
I picked up smoking when I was 7.
Tried out weed when I was 8.
Then I was drunk from age 11 to 15...
And on my 17th birthday I killed a guy.
I guess that leaves gay sex.
Perfect timing.

 

by fatsatan
2-05-03
Hey man, great party!
Thanks, it's great fun.
Where the HELL am I?
Where the HELL am I?

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that
Tomorrow
Will be fine
Tomorrow

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
I would like to use this opportunity to warn you that most of the preceeding comics suck.
I'm sorry.
I would delete them if I could.
But I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
Maybe I should just kill myself.
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.
Holy shit, Santa Claus!?
What? No, I'm not Santa Claus.
Oh. I thought, with the suit and everything...
Oh that. I guess I can see your mistake.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
So who are you and what are you doing here?
My name is Adolf Hitler and I've come to show you that life is beautiful.
Your name is Adolf Hitler?
Yes. Something wrong with that?
A couple of things.
I'm starting to dislike you.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
...
No more questions. We have little time to spare.
Follow me if you want to live.
But I DON'T want to live.
Goddammit, just follow.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
Where are you taking me, Adolf?
To the innermost reaches of your soul, my friend.
Then why are we walking for miles?
(line missing)

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
Ah... here we are.
What do you mean? We're in the middle of nowhere.
This is where we must part. The rest is up to you.
You useless son of a bitch!

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
Now what am I supposed to do? I wish I were dead.
Despair not, mortal, for I am here to provide you with the answers you seek. Behold your creator!
Hi.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
Oh my God!?!?
That's right.
Wait, you're not really God, are you?
No no, I really am God.
Oh really?
I'm serious.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
As long as I'm here, I've been meaning to ask: why DO bad things happen to good people?
Everyone always asks that. I'll tell you what I told them:
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU *ANIME* =^.^=
kawaiiiii people hate seeing us
chee hee wonder dog fall on his face xoxoxo
Could you repeat that?
Sure thing. "I'm just a big old jerk."

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
I'm not sure, but I think you should be telling me why I shouldn't kill myself.
Right, right. To answer that question, we'll have to go one step higher.
Higher!? What's higher than God?
Robots and aliens.

 

by fatsatan
10-16-03
And thus, God sent him into space to learn the true meaning of life...
Hello. Can you tell me the meaning of life?
Oh, you must be looking for RED Robot. He's right over there.
You were looking for me?

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