All comics by feltchthesickbag

 

introspection by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
donald was struggling with his feelings of being accepted by society father, recently i've been feeling a little horse i see.	we get on so well. its like.... we were made for eachother run or hide? run or hide? run or hide?	and so the bartender said....... "Hey!! That's Not a Duck!!!" hahaha hahahah hahaha hahahahahahaha

 

fundamentals by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
jimmy was known for putting the fun back into Sadistic Fundamentalismpeter was better known for the mental what shall we do today, then? i hear the circus is in town	i was thinking more along the lines of just destroying things as usual dude ur right; its healthy to destroy people and things	theres nothing more tiring than a bit of mindless destruction right. fancy a drink, then? fuck yeah

 

tripping by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
is anyone here?		obviously not

 

flawed supposition by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
sometimes it feels so lonely being dead - theres plenty of quiet, but no peace. sometimes i just want to get away to the sea for a few days, you know - feel the cool salty air against my cheeks.	dude, you dont have any cheeks.	arse.

 

essentials by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
aaahhh...... its nice to have a sit down		i wouldnt mind a spliff tho

 

neotropical munchkin by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
i've been really thinking about stuff lately. i mean.... what is it that keeps us going in this world? part of me thinks that we are put here simply to be confused. its like, we are all programmed to simply survive above all else....... yet, we are all condemned to die......	i guess what i'm really starting to realise is... there is no reality... its like, the whole world around us as we see it is built upon foundations of thought dictated by the laws of natural causality	i wonder what that smell is

 

i have become a suburb by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
so whats the situation with linda? oh same old shit. she keeps saying its stupid to pay off debt with more debt. i just dont feel like i have a choice graham, things are really hard right now.	yo man!! sorry im late- bloody traffic!! whats been happening with you desmond? ahh nuttin dude... just chillin. shit! did u see big brother last night? it was maaad! dude you should have seen them argue! i really think pauline is way out of line with that whole buscuit fiasco...	oggieee waaa noo naaata. ooony woowoo meehaahahaa? maa!! maa!! moogie moogie woo waaa!! slooby sloooooby!! wooo woo?!?

 

goatism, part IV by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
Do you have a reason for sitting on that stool or are you just being impudent?	I'm just being impudent.	Twat

 

goatism, part III by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
...in fact, fuck it - i'm sick of your shit, george... you fucking sit there like you own this place! well, i've got news for you buster!!! you dont! you dont own this place, and you dont own me!!	if you weren't such a fucking arse all the time then maybe u would see that you dont even deserve my company. I dont know why I've humoured you for so long... you make me sick! sick to the back teeth!	shit sorry did u say something i think i was daydreaming

 

goatism, part II by feltchthesickbag 7-02-02
eeuuurgh.... urrrgh... yeeegh sigh	yeeghh.... eeuurgh.... urrrgh... ohhh.... aahhh.... urrrgh... oooh....	hmm. that was alright...... but not *great*

 

goatism, part I by feltchthesickbag 7-03-02
hey george, good to see you at that feltching party the other day... in fact, after you left it got a bit messy i can tell you!!- turns out arnold's concrete enema set too quick ...	oh and then shirley decided it would be a good idea to invite the rabbits, too. to be honest i wasn't sure at first, but boy did we feltch!! oh boy oh boy!	do i know you?

 

entrapment by feltchthesickbag 7-03-02
she loves me	she loves me not she loves me	she loves me not here we go again. sigh.

 

faux pas at the palestra by feltchthesickbag 7-04-02
next up we have a very well-known and talented young gentleman who has been kind enough to grace us with his presence tonight...	he's come a very long way and im sure you'll give him a very warm welcome.... clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap	errr.... hi..... um... i dont mean to lower the mood or anthing... but i've got some bad news for you all......

 

Oogon and Raama were not known for their patience by feltchthesickbag 8-13-02
my dog chases everyone he sees on a bike... what should i do father? hmm	personally i would have never bought him the bike in the first place	shall i eliminate the dog, master? just remove his feet, oogon.

 

Raama and Oogon realise how much they mean to eachother by feltchthesickbag 8-13-02
you know... girls are crazy about my moustache yeah?	coz...	i can kiss them and clean their teeth at the same time hey.. what u doin for dinner tonight?

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