All comics by fightsthemiseries

 

Even during the rapture ir pays to have a break.
Wow! That looks fun!
It totally is!
Can I? Yipee!
Hey guy, you want a shot?
I hate you Jesus, you're such a dick.
HA! It is I Jesus! There was no ball.

 

Gavin Rossdale pops along to the crucifixtion to try and cheer up Jesus.
Christ Almighty, this is awful!
Here's a little song just for you. Gwaaaarrrr, hmmmmm yeah yeah.
Right I have had enough!
Ever the critic Jesus decided to take action.
Excellent, dad was right burning Bush is good!

 

The President is called for a meeting to discuss the current world situation.
Alright George, any luck with that bloody MuslimBin-Laden?
No I have been too busy starting wars, ruining the environment and other nasty stuff. But I still love you oh lord.
Jesus toys with Georgie boy.........
You're a bloody clown Bush.
Hey, hey, hey, gimme a pretzel!
Before giving him the fate he deserves.
Yeah! Burning Bush.......and who says the same gag doesn't work twice you fuckers!

 

A tree is contemplating life in the forest.
Shit here comes another one.
Our canine friend does what comes naturally.
To be or not to be? That is the question.
Ahhhhhh! That's the stuff.
Well? I have to preserve my dignity somehow.

 

#giggs jinks one way, then the other#
#down the wing , thats an excellent cross for jesus#
That's what you fucking think!

 

#Houston situation normal, preparing to leave Earth's atmosphere#
HA! It is I, Jesus! There was no rocket.

 

hey!
Wassup brother?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Affirmative chum!
Well I'm fuckin outta her!

 

Hey even though no-one is here do I still make a noise?
HELLLLLLLLOOOOO! ANYBODY?
Shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep.

 

With the aid of some recreational stimuli, Britney Spears is having a fabulous New Year.
Heeeeya!
GWAAAARRRRR!
Oooompf
And I've still got time to marry a hick.
#HeyBritney, you say you wanna lose control? Come over here I got something to show ya.# You wanna go for a bath?

 

Hey!
Hi Sue
New haircut?
Yeah, but it wasn't what I asked for.

 

Hey, hey , hey!
Yipeee!
Wahhhhhh!
Wassup! Who wants some wine?
....?

 

The entertainment will be here in a minute.
Cool mom!
#dance into the fire#
#a fatal kiss is all you need#
Wassup? It's me, Michael Jackson
......

 

#you only live twice#
#or so it seems#
#DING DONG!#
#one life for yourself, and one for your dreams#
Anyone fancy a bath?
For fuck sake!

 

Godzilla nips out for a Guardian and a pint of milk.
Morning!
Morning!
hmmmm
Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!
Couldn't resist.

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