Nuts by flamingkitties6-05-04 One day, wandering in the woods... I am the Grinch who stole Christmas Oh, really? I am here to remove the Christmas spirit from all. Right. Aren't you sad? No, I can't find my nuts. It is too cold. I should be hibernating.
beardyblokeshow by flamingkitties6-08-04 The Beardy Bloke and Cat Show Welcome to the Beardy bloke and cat show, I am beardy bloke. Meow Tonight we welcome a new addition to our little showbiz family.... Meow? Axe chap... Me-ouch!
Unlovable by flamingkitties11-24-04 I feel like I am stuck in a perpetual state of endless rejection. I shall never be loved. What is wrong with me? I love you
