Asian Girl Power by g0ldenpenguin11-29-02 Yo asian girl, would you mind if I smoked some weed? no You look different
SANTA AM OWNED by g0ldenpenguin12-02-02 Santa cuts the cheese... DID I JUST FART?! *covers nose* Reindeer shows it's true side... HAHA! you have a red nose! Lick my invisible ass santa! Santa got owned...! okay OWNED!
ph33r the evil eye by g0ldenpenguin12-02-02 AHHH! whatcha talking about foo I've found someone better looking then me! ... =( ph33r the evil eye
yeah by g0ldenpenguin1-25-03 The plane is about to blow up... yeah I guess we're gonna die... yeah She can't stop saying yeah... Are you gay? yeah
BAH by g0ldenpenguin1-25-03 GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH WHY? WHY???? Because you almost got hit by the ambulance! Ohhhh.... thx...
The Power of Jesus by g0ldenpenguin1-25-03 Hey dude, what's up? My shorts! Pull them down a bit! No way! C' mon! I won't tell your boyfriend :( *runs off crying* pansy...
Bunny whore ain't in the right place by g0ldenpenguin1-25-03 Pay up.. wha.... Remeber last night? PAY UP! um... I don't remeber oops, am I in the worng street? I'm looking for pothead lane... yes, this is crack masta joe st.