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by gertrudestein
5-18-11
How's it goin?
Well it would have been better. Considering all the proble--
Yeah, yeah, I know. Getting through those made me a better person.

 

by gertrudestein
5-18-11
Whatcha been doing?
Hiding from addiction. Feeding the inevitable hate that dwells inside of me.
Being a freaking idiot the whole freaking day.
Yes?
Inventing something.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Who are you?
An underwater christmas tree.
You want me to believe that?
Yes. Yes I do.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Hi. I'm some weird guy from a random comic layout.
Maybe these people won't see through that disguise.
I hope not.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Really.
I told you that it wouldn't work.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Alright, bunny. Your time has come to an end.
What up, doc?
... What?
I said "what up, doc"? What the hell do you think?
Umm..
Yeah, tubby. Keep talkin.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Sir. The dragon has been vanquished.
oks wutever n00b
What?
Oh.. *ahem* I said "Rejoice"!

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Hey, Mario my man. What's up?
Well, I heard about Steam Happy Hour.
Is it legit?
Unfortunately, no. It's a phishing site that hacks into your steam account.
Spread the word.
Yes, do so.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Hmm..
Are you considering our plans?
Hmm..? Oh, yeah. I've been thinking about them all day.
Yeah. So let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
*door opens*
Hey, I'm home!
Welcome back. How was work?
Meh. It was okay, I mean seriously it could have been so much better.
Cool, cool.

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
The gay pair will not be seen today.
We apologize fully.
Besides, it's not like anyone reads it.
Yeah, the humor is pretty bad.
*AHEM*
Well it does have the.. er yeah! It's the best comic ever.
Er..Yeah, I love it! Who doesn't?

 

by gertrudestein
5-19-11
Oh, hey. How's it going?
I don't know. What have you been doing?
Well, I'm waiting on my husband to--
You have a husband? Die.

 

by gertrudestein
5-20-11
Were you at all involved in the murder of Mrs. Hanes?
Well, no. I wasn't. Honestly, I heard it was the butler.
And I'm going to believe some hideous .. well, hideous cliché from other clichéd books?
Yes. Yes I do.

 

by gertrudestein
5-20-11
did you hear about the new game
no i didnt
wel its awesom
is tht so
ys like ttlly
omg

 

by gertrudestein
5-20-11
wel its a good game u shold tri et
lolol ye
o_o
XD
omg im tripin out

 

by gertrudestein
5-20-11
Why the (expletive) did you hit me in the (expletive)ing crotch?
It needed to be done.
Needed to be done? Needed to be done like a hole needs to be done in my head! But maybe it could expose my brain cavity and miraculously cure my ADHD, I've been trying to cure it for about a 100 years
Do you need a hole in the head?
Ye--OOH PUPPY--OH SQUIRREL!
Poop.

 

by gertrudestein
5-20-11
Imma bomb.
Yeah, you are. Pretty sweet. is it a hard life or do you only live for a short time?
imma bomb
Yeah, I know that.
I'm a bomb.
I'm a bomb.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Mom wants us to clean the house .
We don't have to listen to the adults.
Really? I never thought of that!
Yeah, neither did I. But then it came to me that well, we're kids, we have more freedom.
But our mom has a car. And a cell phone.
That could bring up some problems.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
We need a background before we run away.
You go check.
How's this?
Great.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Hmm.. I don't feel safe here..
Ja, neither do I.
Hmm.. Let me see..
This'll work.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Now what're yall doin out here?
We're running away from unrecognizable dangers.
What was that?
We're runaways.
Next Episode: What Happens to the Kids?
Alright, i can help.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Okay, if you go through that forest and go to the red mountain you'll find a house.
And?
There's no recognizable civilizations there. If you can get there alive, you can get out.
And because there's no recognizable civilizations, you've never been there, right?
I have not.
Let me see your gun.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
2 kids have been found on a mountain just north of this town. Do they pose any threat?
Well, Darrel they could, but they appear to have no signs of weaponry. Oh? What was that?
Special alert: the kids have guns.

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Oh, Dick Summers, eh..?
Ah, Jackson, my old enemy.
Are you involved of the 2 girls case?
Would it matter if I am OR NOT?
It depends. Do you value life?

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Hey, it's just me Gertrudestein. I lost my account as Neoclassic, so I've been using this one to make a series called "kids".
If you didn't already know, it involves 2 naughty girls who run away. Particularly the one on the right, or, as we comic makers call her, asiangirl2. That's just her character name, nothing offensive.
T he comic is not meant to be mean in any way and is more for suspense than action. Where will the kids end up next? I'll keep you posted, aight?

 

by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Hello. If you didn't know that I abducted her, skip to the next comic. It will inform you about everything said here.
MUAHAHAHA! You've fallen into my ABDUCTONATOR 3000, LITTLE PEST!
And a cliched alien stereotype (does that make sense) is telling me this for the first time? It says that painted on the wall.
Well yes, but I'm not from here.. I'm from the PLANET 9000!
Wha?
Oh my god! What's happening?!?!

 

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by gertrudestein
5-21-11
Hey, it's just me again. I just wanted to inform you about Kids #6 - really, it's no problem. It was kid of a joke instead of an actual comic, so you can kind of let it slip.
However attention needs to be drawn to the last panel, because then the suspense rises and you get interested (I hope).
Thanks for reading my comics, I hope you enjoy them.

 

by gertrudestein
5-26-11
the end is near of the comic
he stopped making comics and stopped working on his gramr
wel its nevr gona happen anyway
yeh because eventually the comic will come out of the ass
the comic will come out of the ass?
yes. the comic will come out of the ass

 

by gertrudestein
5-26-11
One person asked why it's ending. Could you tell us this?
Well, It's not like i have a huge fanbase or anything. So even if I kept it going, nobody would keep reading it.
People think the contrary. You may not have a big fanbase ; its technically smaller than plankton from spongebob comics ; but really if it ever grew, it shut down so short that it's a letdown.
Yes, I'll give you that, but really even if it grew, there's other mini-series' im going to do and im really going to put work into them.
could you hint us at what the 'series' will be?
i'll be honest its actually the series of that hunter ; his survival in the wild. it might have humor, but im not sure.

 

by gertrudestein
5-27-11
BEEN ROCKIN THROUGH THE AGES GO
ROCK
YEAH BEEN WORKIN MY ASS OFF ALL DAY SAY
ROCK
WE'RE SINGING A POINTLESS SONG SAY THE WORDS
DAMNIT BITCH SHIT SCREW HELL

 

by gertrudestein
5-27-11
HEAVY METAL TWINS.
WALKIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY
SINGIN MENS SONGS
runnin down a highway
singin mens songs
Хорошо, что не была хорошая песня, давайте никогда не сделать это снова. Я действительно не хочу, чтобы снова б
Согласовано, я буду выбрасывать контракт у нас был с этой гигантской лейбл, который может дать нам тысячи и ты

 

THE LITTLE SHITS DONT KNOW AN EFFING THING! THEY STILL WORK THE DRIVING FORCE OF THE MOTHERFING SONG!!!!
Ohh!!! How nice.
by gertrudestein, 5-27-11

 

by gertrudestein
5-27-11
Грязные американцы и их грязные движущей силой! Они закручены тысяч людей в одну систему, и они сделали немысÐ
Вы можете сказать, что я шучу, вы не можете?

 

by gertrudestein
10-03-11
Hey hey hey, wait. Where do I know you from, little girl?
The Office?
Whaa? No,no.
You left out a space in between the comma in No to the other no.
Oh right. You're just johnson. I must be high again.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
I'm starting a career in politics.
And not a moment too soon.
What?
Well, before Michelle Bachmann wins.
But that signals 2012. And its not relevant to our conversation.
I know the first one but I don't know the second one.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
I started on Politics.
You mean, you started "a career on politics"
Yes, but it's not a career really.
I'm honest, you're right no politics are careers.
No, just mine, I'm just a political critic.
I've got to go ramble on Fox News. Goodbye.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
Did you read Russian Fooling Around?
Yes I did. It's super ridiculous.
I know. The guy doesn't even speak russian.
He doesn't?
No, and he never will. He sucks.
Agreed.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
Oh shoot - its Timothy.
Hi Ben.
Oh sh--Oh hey there, Tim.
Did you use a thought box to call me Timothy? Are you gay?
Nope. Chuck testa... (shit he's on to me)
Hahaha! You're so gay, dude.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
No, I'm not gay.
Didn't you want this to originally take place in an office?
I did originally, but I couldn't find it.
There's a special option for "office"
I'm not the author.
We have a shitty author.

 

by gertrudestein
11-13-11
I just got back from talking to Timothy. He thinks I'm gay.
Shit, man, that hurts. A lot. More than my ear piercing..
An ear piercing.
Yes.
Which ear?

 

by gertrudestein
11-27-11
I'm here to kill you, you innocent little character.
you can't do that!
Why not? I'm death, for crying out loud.
I have a phone, dude. I can call CPS on you.
End of Episode 1
I hate modern society.
LOL!

 

by gertrudestein
11-27-11
Oh my god! It's my brother, Death the First!
Ohhhhh, brother. It's been such a long time.
Yeah, but thankfully nobody can tell who is who.
But you were just in the last comic, threatening to murder some little girl.
End of Episode 2
Oh, I know why I moved away.
CPS!!!!!!!!!

 

by gertrudestein
12-21-11
The newest pokemon games are sincerely awful.
I question your judgement. Pokemon Black & White were not disappointments. You're not looking at it correctly.
I'm afraid I am. You just don't seem to want to admit how awful Pokemon Ranger is, and all of its sequels.
The newest one does not suck. Why? Because it has a pikachu that plays a ukelele.
A pikachu playing a ukelele? Like I haven't seen that a million times.
Because you just haven't.

 

by gertrudestein
12-21-11
Well, arguably, a pikachu playing a ukelele is one of the "cute" things you may find a lot on the website "you tube" where people share their videos that they or someone else has made.
Arguably is the key word here, because I turned up that search and I didn't see anything that had Pikachu playing a ukelele
Are you sure there was not even any gameplay? There must have been millions of results.
There was no gameplay.
I'm sorry sir but I'm going to have to check that search.
Fine with me.

 

by gertrudestein
12-21-11
It's been a while since we've visited, Meredith.
Yes, quite a while, Thomas.
It would be pleasurable to us if you would join us in choir.
Yes, do join us in choir.
I'm kidding. We're here to kill you.
I've got the gun.

 

by gertrudestein
4-07-12
Hello, there, easter bunny!
Huh? What?
Well, it's easter. You're the easter bunny, right?
Easter isn't freaking about freaking bunnies, it's about Jesus' ressurection from the freaking dead! Gosh, Americans are dumbasses!
Jesus doesn't exist.
Then it's the god damn law!

 

by gertrudestein
4-07-12
Hey, dude, what's going on?
Nothing. Just reading a letter.
A letter? Give it here, son!
Uh.. no. "I'm here to reinvent your spiritual dogma. Give you a new jesus. Does this sound like a good plan, or am I too far gone?"
Don't listen to those Christians.
Don't worry, I use reddit.

 

by gertrudestein
4-07-12
Hi. We're here to say that the Kids saga is being reinvented. By the way, this one will be more in depth.
The Kids thing will go on in seasons.
Of course, this is season two. As the show grows and develops, so will the kids.
It's only inevitable that at the end it will be us all grown up.
Depending on how you like it, we'll make it 7 seasons.
That's the most we can do.

 

by gertrudestein
4-07-12
Hey, how's it going?
It's going okay.
Well, my parents have trapped me inside, so I can't get out and go on a murdering spree with you.
What? Don't you know?
TOBECONTINUED
What?
I'm an escape artist.

 

by gertrudestein
4-07-12
I believe in Evolution.
I believe in allah.
I'm an atheist.
I'm a Muslim.
That's all right! I respect your beliefs.
That's cool with me too. I think that atheists are people too!

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