All comics by goosezilla

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by goosezilla
6-26-02
Whats that lil' cracka just posin' there for?
You best not ry pushin' this shit on me cracka baby!

 

by goosezilla
7-01-02
It is hard to think with all this rocking out...
Don't cry for me!
Hey! It is hard to think with all of your rocking out!
I am Argentina mothafucka!
It is hard to think with all these broken bones and noisey rocking out...
Trashin' yo ass! White trash! White trash! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

by goosezilla
7-01-02
Why do I keep coming to these terrible clubs...
There is never anything for Cthulu here...
Guess I have to take care of myself from now on.

 

by goosezilla
7-25-02
Hey Rev. what hangin'?
I wish I could bum a smoke...Why do you forsake the cigs o' Lord?!
Hey, kid could you gimme a....
Damn Rev. you got both our asses kilt'ed!
Poop sticks...

 

by goosezilla
8-23-02
Hey owl dude...
What?
Is all this crack yours?
It's your mother's

 

by goosezilla
8-27-02
Hellooooooooo! I am here! I can not see anything! It is really dark in this cave.
Hey.
You are one warm mister.
It really isn't dark in here you know. You are a blind cave salamander.

 

by goosezilla
10-24-02
This comic script is stupid. I'm not going to do this to myself.
How come no one wants to be in my comics?

 

by goosezilla
10-24-02
A snowman in hell is still a snowman. It has no feelings.
The fires of Hell can not melt the snowman's heart. It has no heart. It is just snow and not a man.
Alriiiight. They got snowcones down here! Fuck yeah!

 

by goosezilla
11-01-02
Man this country vacation crap is lame ass.
Where the hell is Six Flags when you need it?
So...
You wanna go fuck the Olsen twins now or what?
Nah, those ho's be skanky. Smell like fish n' shit. It's all you homie.

 

by goosezilla
12-31-02
Deeeee...
Hey...Just cause your urine and poop is red doesn't mean you gotta stop hammering that nail in your head.
Bah...
I didn't think I'd have to kill you myself...
I hate roaches... I'll hammer it with my nail hammer.
Hey! I'm a cochroach now! Fuck yeah, I'll have a million kids!

 

by goosezilla
3-10-03
Fuck you! No way can you make beleiveable animation in 3D Studio Max! You are a liar! A liar fire!
Dude. Uh huh. Max has come along way since your ass fingers last touched it. The new kinematics are rad! You are just being stubborn.
Faaaaaaaag.
Pussy.
I'm gonna burn you.

 

by goosezilla
7-15-03
Rapping Red rocks the street keeping things real.
Nigga NIGGAH! You are all my Niggahs!
Rappin' Granny is a rappin' racist.
Isn't that rappin' grandma?
Sonny. You fuckin' redskins can't rap. We cut your hair of and took your souls.
That's right Red. Fuck her.
Fuuuuuuuuck Youuuuuuu
Fresh.

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