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by gotsmack
7-09-03
Its the God Damn Fuzz!
I'm gonna have to write you a tag for that.
Don't you have REAL criminals to stop or something?
I'm just a perverbial "Yes-Man", and no I don't.
Donuts won't be ready for another 15 minutes huh?
Has the jelly stain on my shirt dried yet???

 

by gotsmack
7-11-03
6/29/03 - The names have been changed to protect the fat and pig-like
Thanks for getting my cat out of that tree!
Listen Citizen, I'm gonna have to write you a tag for your dog being off the lease!
...as things tense up!
Um... I have a cat...
Listen keep it up and your going downtown!!!
the truth comes out!!!
Is this because of the qouta???
The only quota I know about is "Slo-Mo's" 15 White Castles w/cheese about a week ago!

 

by gotsmack
8-26-03
Outside your neighborhood precinct
I can get you outta "Atlas", but its gonna cost you!
I got $109, is that good???
at the police academy (years ago)
So you got the 111? Lucky you! How'd you pull that off?
My butt hurts! Will they ever use lube???
on the job...
We're being bombed by terrorists and the President is the second incarnation of Hitler! You Dig!?!
Sorry pal, but I need this tag to justify my cushy detail so I can have weekends off to fix my bosses houses for huge favors

 

by gotsmack
8-26-03
0719 AM
That one looks like a big marshmallow!
Ooh! That one looks like your mom!
*111 Adam, 10-10 other, Nuclear device explosion. People on fire, half your sector is rubble, check and advise*
0720 AM
Central, show 111 adam 62-A for the remainder, unit training!
Look the one over there looks like a dog!

 

by gotsmack
8-26-03
Selections for the next recruit class has begun
Take this number down, the NYPD is recruiting
You guys get handcuffs right?
We are very "family-oriented"
Take this number down, the NYPD is recruiting
Will I be able to get time off to take care of my family?
With as strict requirements as in the past
Take this number down, the NYPD is recruiting
Do I have to wear pants?

 

by gotsmack
8-27-03
So, I heard you got involved in a foot pursuit last night. Did you get the guy?
Nope, Fucker ran off with my cuffs still on him....
What happened?
The perp started running out the back door, so we all started chasing the guy
Too fast for you?
No, he ran past Dunkin Donuts and Mohammed had a fresh tray out! I couldn't resist

 

by gotsmack
8-27-03
While discussing proper etiquette...
Is it appropriate to have random people sleep over your house after a night of boozing??
The fact that you don't know them does make me a bit nervous, why?
They stole my shampoo and conditioner, my hair's a rat's nest...
As long as you didn't sleep with them I'm sure everything will be alright!
As the author gets nerdy!
! ! !
Do you think anyone realizes that we were the greatest comic book of all time

 

by gotsmack
8-28-03
I hate you!
Why? What did I ever do to you?
Because of you, I'm half the man I could be, yet there's nothing holding you back from reaching your fullest potential.
What do you mean, "Because of me?"
The Truth Comes Out
I'm secretly gay for you and never could tell you... I love you!
In The Watchmen I don't even wear clothes.

 

by gotsmack
8-28-03
Ever think about what job you want after your 20 years?
Oh yeah, I want to be a DMV road-test instructor!
Why would you want to do that?
Just so I can fail everyone!
Years Later
Sorry but you fail!!!
Dude, he is like sooooo real!

 

by gotsmack
9-02-03
I bought my wife a $800 ring for our 1st wedding anniversary
That's nice, does she like it?
She loves it, the problem is it already broke
What did you do?
I did what any loving husband would do, I bought myself computer stuff
In the Watchmen, we are actually the same person?

 

by gotsmack
9-02-03
Partners can say anything to each other
...so I go onto these chat-rooms, "Anything Goes", "I Love Cops", "Married Women". Its great!!!
You sleep with these women? But your married?
Oh, yeah! They love me! Say, do you know a married woman that likes married men, anal, and can do it 3 times in a row
I sure do, my wife!
Really!!! Wow, hook me up!!!
The only problem is the only married man she likes is me!

 

by gotsmack
6-19-04
A glimpse into the life of America's Heroes, The NYPD
Can you believe my son is a year old today!
Wow officer, thats great!!!
I should be home playing with him now, but the city made me come in on my day off to write tickets.
Gosh I'm sorry to hear that, I would hate to miss my son's first birthday.
Well here's your ticket for jay-walking you sick ****. Your lucky your not spending a night in jail because of it.
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