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by grabbingsand
8-09-01
i have of late - but wherefore i know not - lost all my mirth...
this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promentory...
what a piece of work is man. how noble in reason. how infinite in... ?
hey... yer ma wants to know if this is really a cry for help or are you just being dramatical again?

 

by grabbingsand
8-13-01
oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew... with so much suffering in the world, the smoke begins to clear and i see those things that are life's true dramas.
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Dear God in Heaven! My mouse-button broke and I can't play SOLITAIRE!!!
more smoke please.

 

by grabbingsand
8-13-01
hello... how's your day?
okay... i'm hungry.
well... go find some food!
what? you mean like out of a dumpster or somethin'?
er.... no... like... well... the snack machines or... hmm....
....

 

by grabbingsand
8-13-01
i'm going out tonight.
what?!? no! please! why?
c'mon... you won't even notice i'm gone.
oh, yeah? how?!?
bliss
bliss

 

by grabbingsand
8-29-01
to every thing there is season and a time for every purpose under heaven.
a time to be born, a time to die, a time to plant, a time to reap, a time to kill, a time to heal, a time to laugh and a time to weep.
but when?
i hope it's not too late.

 

by grabbingsand
1-11-02
i cannot sleep now. there was something i meant to do today. i woke up with an idea. throughout the day, it developed. and now i cannot remember.
there was something momentous on my mental agenda this morning, and i cannot consider this day truly finished without plumbing the depths of my psyche until i find it.
something philosophical? metaphorical? political? spiritual? psychological? meteorological? mystical? magical? pivotal?
hey... did you pick up my dry cleaning?

 

by grabbingsand
6-25-04
I hate to disappoint anyone, I really do. I hope they understand.
Says here that you're leaving. What a shame. What an incredible shame.
Oh, no. He's taking it personally. I hope he realizes that I ...
You've done so much for us and I frankly don't know what we'll do here without you. Who could possibly ever replace you ... erm ... um ... heh ...
Nevermind.
Well, darn it, what is your name again?

 

by grabbingsand
6-28-04
Hello! Thank you for calling the Internation Helpdesk! My name is Unimportant! How can I help you?
Jais. Joo can help me! Jais! My web! She no work! See? Jais! Wheen I cleeeeeck on zee leeenk, she no work! You know what I am saying? Zee leeenk?!?
I see. A problem with a link. Can I have your last name and ... ?
The leeeenk! I cannot do my work! You see it?!? When I cleeeek zeeee leeeeeenk!!! Zee leeeeenk!!!
Nevermind.
Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!! Cleeeeeeeek!!!!

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