All comics by greenbanana

 

by greenbanana
5-20-12
$199.95
These motherfucking people are out of their goddamn minds.
God forbid anything ever be easy.
Between being sick and how ass numbingly lame this fucking stor is I want to SCREAM.

 

by greenbanana
5-20-12
I feel like I've entered the second worst period of my life (after seventh grade).
mm, hmm...
I haven't felt despair like this since 1987.
mm, hmm...
I can't find my glasses and I think I broke a toe.
Bitch, you better not have lost your glasses!

 

by greenbanana
5-20-12
My whole goddamn life is Ragnarok.
Everything just feels like going to Mordor.
Another day. Another raw deal. Fuck you, C2K.

 

by greenbanana
5-20-12
Hey, can you recommend some good paintbrushes?
I tossed all of my paints and snapped all of my brushes in two. I pitched my sketchbook and pens. No more songs or sketches or paintings. I am through.
OK...um...well, can you direct me toward anyone who might know?
All we know is obsession self medication loneliness pain and doubt.
You don't say? Alright, catch you later, guy.

 

I hate my fucking job and I'm sick to death of christmas music already.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

I woke up and decided to make a pot of Ratatouille.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

I made soup from scratch and it was good and I ate too much and am full.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

17 years ago today I was smitten and surrendered my belt. I smelled of roses and it rained. And Brandon Lee died.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

by greenbanana
5-20-12
I am having Phantom Menace Diarrhea.
Pepper butt.
Ow my butt.

 

Grim reality is a real son of a bitch.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

Work is a real horror show and I haven't even clocked in yet!
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

I would like an extra fucking helping of fucked up please.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

Depression is best felt laying on one's back doing ass shit nothing. Motherfucker.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

The idiotic retard music that they pound into our eardrums at work is whipping me into a crazy apeshit rage.
by greenbanana, 5-20-12

 

by greenbanana
5-21-12
Today is about fucking survival.
I made oyster stew from scratch and it was FANTASTIC.
Why are people as fucking weird as they are?

 

by greenbanana
5-21-12
The RAGE I feel towards my treatment at the hands of my tormentors flows through me like a river of poison.
I am done with being subordinate to the fucking world.
Why do people always talk to me? Why doesn't everyone just shut the fuck up already and keep to themselves?

 

Why doesn't anyone ever understand shit?
by greenbanana, 5-22-12

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