All comics by heroin_pants

 

by heroin_pants
10-29-02
Dave makes comics.
Fuck off.

 

by heroin_pants
10-29-02
Arm.
No.
Code 223A violation.
Fuck the police.

 

by heroin_pants
10-30-02
Do you ever eat pieces of sandwich bread without any sandwich substance with it? Like... just the bread?
No.
You must be fucking retarded.

 

by heroin_pants
10-31-02
Is that what you think?
Yeah sucka, or I'll pull muh gat on yo' ass.
C'mon, let's talk, brotha ta brotha.
We past talkin foo'.
Sucka got da lazas.

 

by heroin_pants
11-01-02
Hey what'd you do today?
Got myself a piece of punani.
Who was it?
Janie.
What was your pick up line?
Get that shit on top of my dick, ho.

 

by heroin_pants
11-04-02
Why you up there?
I'm dying for your fucking sins, asshole.
But I don't sin.
How's that so?
Because I'm Jesus.

 

by heroin_pants
11-04-02
I represent the forces of Magnetism.
You represent the forces of Evil!
Don't you see that Mohammed was a Terrorist
I represent the forces of Magnetism.
You represent the forces of Evil!

 

by heroin_pants
11-05-02
Hey buddy, what are you protesting?
I'm protesting for an end to all war.
Mind if I join you?

 

by heroin_pants
11-19-02
Man, give me all yo' money or I'll use muh gat on yo' ass.
By "gat" do you mean gun?
Fucking shit it does, so you better be afraid.
Do you think the term "gat" arised as onomatopoeia because people thought guns made a "gat" sound?
Give me yo' fucking money!
Or do you think it was derived from the Gatling gun? Oh wait, they don't use Gatling guns in the hood.

 

by heroin_pants
11-25-02
Pass that shit.
This shit was expensive B, so chill you'll hit the shit when I'm ready.
Ready for what?
For the apocolypse, foo'.
Oh.

 

by heroin_pants
11-26-02
Crackhead.
Shut up.
Numba one crackman.
Leave me alone.
Crackalack.
Fucking elf.

 

by heroin_pants
1-02-03
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!

 

by heroin_pants
7-13-03
Anal Probes.
Anal Probes.
Stop that!

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