All comics by hooper_X

 

The Next Big Thing by hooper_X 2-28-01
WHAZAAAAAAP?	ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!	end the hurting. please. WHASUUUUP? ALL YOUR BASS IS ALONG TO US!!!

 

EVERYONE loves Michael Jackson. by hooper_X 3-01-01
I'm starting with the man in the mirror! I'll ask him if he'll change his ways...	And no message could have been any clearer.... If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, and then make a change!	Fag. Fag.

 

milking an unfunny trend for all it's worth. by hooper_X 3-01-01
Take me to your leader, Earthman. C'mon... say it!	Sprechen sie Deutche? Dude, c'mon!	Damnit. All your base are belong to us, OK? YES!

 

Experimentalism. by hooper_X 3-01-01
WHAZAAAAAAP? AYE CARUMBA!

 

Mainstream U.S.A. (i flip that guy the bird) by hooper_X 3-02-01
Hey, kid. Nice t-shirt. Yeah, it shows how underground and counterculture I am.	Really? Via the display of a corporate marketing icon of the 1980s, which raked in countless dollars in money? You're showing your independence and rebellion by embracing a symbol of capitalism. ...	You got that at Hot Topic, didn't you? (cry)

 

Satan wins again! by hooper_X 3-02-01
I've got John Lennon. Oh yeah? Mother Teresa.	That scary fat short woman from "Poltergeist." Martin Luther King, Jr.	Andre the Giant. Shit.

 

what if they had armageddon, and nobody came? by hooper_X 3-02-01
My dad can kick your ass.	Fuck you, jewboy. I can kick your ass too.	Oh yeah? Which one of us has a cross up his ass? Touche.

 

the single unfunniest thing I have ever written. by hooper_X 3-03-01
in a.d. 2101, war was beginning HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!! WHAZZAAAAAP!	ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!! YO, DOOKIE! PICK UP THE PHONE!!	god, i hate pandering to the masses. are you happy, you fuckers? -hx WHAZAAAAAP? WHAT YOU SAY?

 

The Three-Panel Old Testament by hooper_X 3-03-01
In the beginning... Let's start some shit.	Later... MOSES! GET YO' FOLKS THE HELL OUT OF EGYPT!	Still later... I can't believe I've been eaten by a fucking WHALE. God's a sick fucker. I heard that, bitch! Wait until this thing pukes your ass up, Jonah.

 

And even as you did to the least of these, you did unto Me. by hooper_X 3-03-01
And you see, Greg, that's why I'm here. Because I love you, and want you to join me in Heaven, forever.		You got a purty mouth. Wanna be my girlfriend?

 

Great Moments in Fanfic History: "dinobot's old technology" by hooper_X 3-04-01
suddently, Megatron appear. hoooo!!! Dinobot!!!! How nice to meet you!!!!	Next time you should take an appoinment! Unfortunately I do not think it will HAVE a next time, yesssss! "hungry" TALK FOR YOU!!!!	Dinobot hit Megatron with his rotate blade! Megatron hit dinobot, he fall! hahahahaha...A little rotate blade! Against a Transmetal! I think not!

 

Great Moments In Fanfic History: More "dinobot's..." by hooper_X 3-04-01
Megatron charge his lazer on maximal power and fire at Dinobot!	BOOM! Dinobot do no exist anymore!!!	Optimus have heard the blast and enter in the Preds base. But when he see dinobot's body... without life... he understand what was happened. nooo.........You lived like a warrior ans died to an hero.

 

A brief history of retarded humor. by hooper_X 3-04-01
Ten Years Ago. stop. hammer time! Aye caramba!	Last Year. WHAZAAAAAAAP? HA HA CLINTON BLOWJOB!!! TO FUNEYS!!!!	The Present. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! Dear god, what next?

 

A brief history of retarded humor, 1990-2001. by hooper_X 3-04-01
Ten Years Ago. stop. hammer time! Aye caramba!	Last Year. WHAZAAAAAAAP? HA HA CLINTON BLOWJOB!!! TO FUNEYS!!!!	The Present. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!! Dear god, what next?

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