All comics by istink99

 

by istink99
1-15-03
This kid Rico is so dumb
hi, my name's rico. I got an e-mial from tillerman
This guy must have a small penis
What a moron!!!
Tillerman's so cool
What a fag!!!
Rico is dumb, and he loves tillerman
Did i mention i have a small penis
What did i tell you

 

by istink99
1-15-03
j needs a date
hi brianna, its j will you go out with me
no screw you
j sees a sixth grader
will you go out with me
no you perv
woah, j likes boys now
will you go out with me
sure, im up fot that

 

by istink99
1-15-03
just watch joel do his magic
hey, my names joel and im a ladies man
keep watching
hey baby, how you doin?
hey, youre so sexy joel!
what did i tell you
so, whats goin on?
stick it in me!!

 

by istink99
1-15-03
rico is sooo stoned
hey, whats up
hey
man, is he stoned
woah, am i trippin
what, its just me, mike, and my sexy sideburns
what a dumbass
woah, now im freaked out
dude, whats your problem?

 

by istink99
1-15-03
man, this is one bad comic
hey, its mo. im so cool
hey mo, its mike, your so cool
wow, this is boring
yeah.
yeah. so
wow, that was a shocker. part 2 coming soon
what what what???!!!!
i love you mo!!

 

by istink99
1-15-03
now, part two
yeah, what the fuck was that all about?
um
wow, smooth mike
well?
i mean i love, um, your hair
what a dumbass
oh, ok
woah, that was close

 

by istink99
1-16-03
mo doesnt believe that mike just loves her hair
yeah, well, i dont really believe you
yeah, but i tell people i love them all the time.
i foresee nothing goo d will come of this
ok, prove it, theres someone over there, tell them you love them, and be sincere
hey, i love you man, uh oh
now thats what i call a sticky situation
well, lets make this quick
okay, but when i'm done, say "what a fine tea party"

 

by istink99
1-16-03
we return to find our hero, you guessed it, talking to mo
i love you mo
oh mike, i love you too
wow, yet another shocker
what?!
you heard me
poor mike he just cant get a break in this cruel world. PS, these are just a joke
come on mike, wake up or youll be late for school
aw man, it was just a dream

 

by istink99
1-16-03
once again, a boring comic
hey haritha, whats up
hey rico, nothin
gay
im bored, so , um, yeah
uh huh
if you hate this comic as much as i do, please just tell haritha, its her fault
man, this is the worst comic ever
thats just cause i made mike make it

 

by istink99
1-16-03
what a douche
im ricos gay friend and im a total douche
yeah, you are
this guys such a douche
who said that
youre brain, telling you that youre a douche
this guy is a total douche
wow, im a douche
yeah you are

 

by istink99
1-17-03
mo, i just came to tell you that its over between us
what?
i found someone else
but, we werent even...
keep dreaming bonizzi
ok, mo, its too sad to see you like this, if you stop crying ill take you back
im leaving

 

by istink99
1-17-03
smooth rico
um, hey, um, amanda
do i know you?
wow, what a dork
um, no, my names rico, and um, i , um, i've had a crush on you, um, since i saw you in the hall that one day
um , no
poor rico, will he ever get amanda, what will happen next, its too bad im never making a sequel or these questions would be answered next time, same bat time, same bat channel
what do you mean no?
later, um, rico

 

by istink99
1-17-03
the inspiration behind this comic is rico, god bless that kid
hey mo, the valentine's dance is coming up, will you go with me
um, thats not for like another whole month
yeah, we all know where this is going
well, i know, but i need to ask now before i pussy out
ok, wel, my answer, before i pussy out, is no
ouch, even i felt that one
wow, but i had candy and flowers and everything for you, and i had a nice tux picked out
well, in that case.... sucks to be you, doesn't it

 

by istink99
1-17-03
man, this isnt akward at all
nope..
liar
are you crying
no, i was just choping some onions before, man, they bring a tear to the eye
fat chance that'll happen, stay tuned true believers, next issue, another shocker
ok, ill pretend like you never said you love me, and then it will all go back to normal, ok
that cant happen, whats done is done and it cant be changed, so youll either have to say you love me too, or ill die

 

by istink99
1-20-03
i have to apologize for my last mike and mo comic, it was pretty crappy, and i ran out of good ideas, but this one isnt much better, enjoy
(sigh) hey mike
hey mo, oh crap, here comes that girl from school, she thinks that shes going out with me, and i told her im with you, but she doesnt grasp that concept, so im gonna run
i foresee nothing good from this
what did you say?
hey bitch, mike is my man, so you leave him alone, got it?
man, thats one dilly of a pickle
hey i dont know what mike told you but...
yeah thats what i thought, hes my man

 

by istink99
1-22-03
j gets to go to a movie, and brianna will be there, but its not a date
hey mike, are you comin' to the movies saturday?
um, no
so i guess ill see you there
later j
poor j
good movie, huh?
two things j,. #1, the movie hasnt started yet, #2 if you come an inch closer, ill cut your nuts off

 

by istink99
1-23-03
man, mo will love this letter, it expresses my feelings to her, im so smooth
what a dork!!!
ok, "dear mo", no, wait wait, "dearest mo", no wait, "mo my dearest" yeah, thats it. ok, "i told you i love, you and that was the truth, but"crap, what should i say,o yeah," and i still do"
*see mike and mo part 2*
"and i love your hair**, that wasnt a lie. love, mike",..... hahahaha
so, what do you think??

 

by istink99
1-23-03
hey its amanda knapp, ill go ask her to the movies on saturday with me and j
blah blah blah
hey amanda, want to come to the movies with me on saturday..........k, ill se you there
um, no, ill go alone
hey amanda, whats up?
leave me alone, ill scream

 

by istink99
1-24-03
recently i have been getting alot of complaints about my last few episodes, and i have to admit, they were not my best, but i shan't name the jerks who have criticized my work(cough, kyle, cough)so..
i am retiring my comic gracefully, before it becomes repetitive and not funny! so enjoy the final part to the mike and mo series, or is it? yeah, it is.
hey mike, ive been pondering about whats been goin on the last few episodes, and i have actually made up my mind.
k, so whats gonna happen?
well, i always said poor mike, he cant get the girl, and was i right or what? but, if you really dont like this ending, tell me, but chances are im not gonna do anything about it.
ive decided you are a stupid douche,and i never want to see your stupid douchey face again
(sob) ok, later mo

 

by istink99
1-25-03
continued ending one( this one picks up where number eleven leaves off): mo takes a nap, and has a revelation
man, that was a good nap, but now i feel really bad about what i said to mike, i should go tell him im sorry
hey mike, you actually showed up.
yeah, i know how you said you never wanted to see my stupid douchey face again, so lets make this quick so my stupid douchey face can go back to watching tv.
i will make alternate endings, where number nine leaves off, but this isnt one of those, this is a continued ending, if youre confused, just tell me, ill explain
well, the truth is i feel really bad about what i said, and i realized i love you too
yeah mo, well i dont care anymore, later

 

by istink99
1-27-03
we find j and mike talking about j's pathetic social life, (which usually revolves around brianna)
hey j, whats up?
nothin, i was supposed to go to the movies with brianna, among other people, and i never went.
ok, why?
because, i knew if i went then everyone there would just blow me off
poor, disillusional j
ok, maybe its because you dont get the hint that they just dont want you around, especially brianna
or maybe its because they really do want me around, and now they're just hazing me to be part of thier group

 

by istink99
2-02-03
here is one of those continued endings i was talking about, enjoy
oh well, if mo doesnt love me, i just cant go on living. heres the kerosene, and heres a match, goodbye cruel, unloving world
hot hot hot
oh man, this wasnt a good idea
hey mike, where are you?
now let it be known, i would never really kill myself, unless i got a crap load of money, then i would just pay people to write my comics,, but i wont get anymoney, so calm down
hey mike, i just came by to say i was wrong, and....oh fuck

 

by istink99
2-02-03
blah blah blah
hey mike
kyle's so funny
who said that
hahaha
whata jerk kyle is
oh man kyle, youre so funny
hahaha, youre a douche

 

by istink99
2-06-03
this comic is based on true events, and by based, i mean entirely based, as in it really happened
hey, some hot chick is talkin to me online
woah, mikes gonna get some
woah, she wants to go out with me
nope, hes not, its zac, that homo, but i probably wont kick his ass if he prints it
oh fuck, its zac, im gonna kick his ass if he prints this, i hate that dueche

 

by istink99
2-07-03
this comics not funny but i have to have it for the next one :mike finds he has wondered to the dance, and sees that its pretty gay, especially cause ricos standing next to him, speaking leet code
man, that srtobe light makes everything look really gay
yeah, those strobe lights suxor
(cough,ricos a stalker, cough)
hey, im gonna go,
yeah, me too, i see a certain person i have my eye on
this strip will soon be continued, and ill have one for rico's special friend too
hey, long time no see
yeah, hey

 

by istink99
2-07-03
we find mike in quite the predicament, heres mo, but hes too much of a pussy to actually make a move
um, so yeah
yeah, those are words
man, what a pussy
that they are, so is pancake
yeah
woah, watch the language mo, this is a comic for kids, we dont want to loose our very young readers to profanity. and um, what willl happen next to mike and mo, will mike pussy out yet again, probably
so, hows it goin
listen mike, im tired of you always just fuckin around, if youre gonna ask me to dance, just fuckin say it already, before i die from boredom

 

by istink99
2-07-03
what will happen, will mike pussy out again,(not to mention dissapoint our readers) or will he be a man, and what would mo say if he didnt pussy out
um, mo
yes, mike
hes doin it. and its to a slow song, now i know he has balls
um, i know you pretty much hate me, but do you want to dance
um
ouch mo, that was a shot at his well sizeable manhood
well?
fuck no, what, did you actually think i was gonna say yes, hahaha, you douche, i thought i told you a couple strips ago i never wanted to see your douchey face again

 

by istink99
2-07-03
we find rico at the dance, with
woah its amanda knapp, i think im gonna splooj
blah blah blah, dance dance dance
woah, get some rico
hey amanda knapp, want to dance
oh hey, rico, well, since you broke your hand, i guess i will
man rico, you sure are sensitive, when it comes to your naughty parts at least
woah, that time i sploojed
ew, you sloojed, im leaving, you pervert

 

by istink99
2-14-03
mike has decided to ask mo to be his valentine, but, who didnt foresee that
hey mo, will you be my...
no mike, dont even bother finishing your thought, the answer is no
yeah smart ass, what were you gonna ask
oh really, well thats not what i was gonna ask you
well, then what were you gonna ask?
man, who couldnt guess that mike would once again get his heart broken. and on valentine's day of all the days for it to happen, ouch mo, very ouch
i was gonna, um,..... tell you that thats a nice dress
there are two things wrong with your response:1:its not a dress, you moron, and 2: THATS NOT EVEN A QUESTION. but....... thanks for the compliment

 

by istink99
2-14-03
man, its valentine's day, and there's amanda knapp, i wish i had enoguh balls to go talk to her
ill get her over here, hold on
hey amanda, my names rico and i want to stick it in you (now i run away)
WHAT!!!!!
oh man, she hit me in the balls, i hate you mike
say anyhting like that again, and ill cut your balls off, you ass hole

 

by istink99
2-27-03
mike and rico have just seen that wave movie, and have decided that both of them should do the nazi like high five type thingy
man, that wave movie was sooo gay, but now lets do the signal dealie anyway
ok
woah, can someone say brainwash
i dont think that could ever really happen to me though
me either. (KILL, KILL, HAIL SATAN, KILL THE INFERIORS)
both of them do the nazi like high five type thingy again
what was that?
oh, nothing, i was just, um, yeah, lets go recruit some non inferiors into our leet club (SOON I WILL KILL THE INFERIORS)

 

by istink99
2-27-03
one month ago
im so clever with my comics, and im original
two weeks ago
even though a couple of my friends have stripcreator accounts, mine are still funny, and the most original besides that douche rico, but he doesnt count
today( mike is just intimidated by all the fresh faces on the e-comic scene)
jesus christ, does everyone have to make comics, half of these guys comics suck balls anyway, i should have quit before everyone else started and before my comics got pretty gay

 

by istink99
2-27-03
here we go again
hey brianna, will you got out with me?
hell no
be careful what you say
well, can we just have sex then?
i wouldnt have sex with you if you were the last guy on earth
twodays later: just give up j
well well, looks like im the last guy on earth now, theres no other guys to pick, and whats this in my pocket, a comdom, well, what can two young crazy kids DO to pass the time with no one else around
okay, j, i know you just killed everyone on the earth to have sex with me, but its still a no

 

by istink99
2-28-03
ricos desperate attempt to get amanda knapp to like him
hey amanda knapp, will you go out with me yet?
listen rico, if you really want to go out with me, then i guess.... you cannust go to hell, cause its never gonna happen
uh oh, i dont like the way this is looking
well, she said to go to hell
bitch, youre in hell now, prepare for eternal tortue, and dont try to escape, it doesn work, cause you know, this is kind of hell and all
hahaha
oh man, im screwed, literally
ok buddy, just bend over and ill make this long and excruciating

 

by istink99
4-11-03
oh no, there at it again
oh, we surrender, please, dont shoot, we love bush, we love usa
oh, ok
no weve got him fooled
jeez this guys smells
haha, no i kill you, oh and when i said i love bush, i meant the band bush, hahahahah, stupid americans
you lying, towel wearing piece of shit, die

 

by istink99
4-11-03
god, it never ends with these assholes, does it?
oh, that president bush, hes just having this silly war to sinish what his dad started
yeah, lets protest
and these douche bags are just as bad
man, bush is so great, i love war, woohoo, go bush
yeah, i love war too. but we've been at war for about 2 whole weeks now, shouldnt it be over by now?
this just in, the war protesters and the war supporters have just gone to war with eachother, and now each posses nuclear weapons, and will begin to bomb one another in a matter of minutes
hahaha, my plan worked exactly, now we storm the white house

 

by istink99
1-07-04
BACK BITCHES
hey everyone, ive decided to make my comics again.
and i aplogize now, officially for much of my past work, most of the more recent war inspired stuff. it blew, frankly
so im going back to the good stuff. pure comic gold. and yes, i realize that this looks nothing like me, but i like it anyway.

 

by istink99
1-08-04
man rico, nice lisa berti
i know her poon is so hot.
maybe you love her so much because she looks exactly like amanda knapp
this comic was only made to get me back on comic making routine.
well?
maybe you love her so much because you look like amanda knapp

 

by istink99
9-23-04
OMFG CONCESSIONS SO GOOD
dude, there appears to be some urban youths on your car
nizzi, get rid of them, for i am afraid of urban youths in congregations of more than 2 people.
i shall
TO BE CONTINUED
hey, can you get off his car?

 

by istink99
9-23-04
excuse me, urban youths, will you please get off of my car. i spend a long time detailing it, and washing it, and i am afraid you will possibly scuff the paint.
YO SHUT UP NIGGA
oh my bad

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