All comics by iwasneverfunny

 

I Was Never Funny by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
Ahh! Help!! Zombies are attacking the city! glorgleglorgle	Hours later... We need a way to control them! What should we do?!	Why not try organized religion!

 

He is.

uhh uhh You look like you're having an orgasm.

by iwasneverfunny, 1-02-08

 

This is love by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
Oh, Tom, I think I'm in love with you. I love you, I love you! I love you too; let's be together forever.	... You're the apple of my eye. You make my days. I couldn't stand living without you. Jesus, I love you so much.	I think we should see other people. I need space. ):

 

D: Fuck. by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
I want to go to the Defiance, Ohio show, but no one likes me enough to go with me.	Also, I don't have my license.

 

i literally mean it. by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
i'd literally rather kill myself than go back to school tomorrow. literally? do you even know what literally means?	... I hate it when people use the word literally like that. you don't literally mean it.	apparently, she did know what literally meant. D:

 

i literally mean it. by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
i'd literally rather kill myself than go back to school tomorrow. literally? do you even know what literally means?	... I hate it when people use the word literally like that. you don't literally mean it.	apparently, she did know what literally meant. D:

 

oops. by iwasneverfunny 1-02-08
apparently, she did know what literally meant. D:	the author messed up. hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?

 

I do!

I like Michael Moore, I don't care what you say. WTF?

by iwasneverfunny, 1-03-08

 

I Didn't Know.

WTF are aquadots? Wanna find out?

by iwasneverfunny, 1-03-08

 

Nice, FGT. by iwasneverfunny 1-03-08
hey, what is your new song like? well, the chords are like, G D Em C G D Am	Sounds like every other song, ever. Yeah, i tried to fit in a Bm...	Oh, easy there tiger, that chord is for the pros. ):

 

Not too idealistic for sex. by iwasneverfunny 1-06-08
Clearance? Count me in! Greedy consumer.	Fuck you! Okay.

 

Sup G. Cleve? by iwasneverfunny 1-07-08
Ma, ma where's my pa? Gone to the white house, ha ha ha!	Actually, that's a lie. Your father left me for another woman.

 

>[ by iwasneverfunny 1-08-08
My blessed metabolism won't allow me to get fat. Fuck you.	Gross.

 

She hates the Rob. by iwasneverfunny 1-09-08
Something is there that doesn't love a wall. ...	That something is me, Jenny. Let down your wall. ...	Open up to me. OPEN UP TO ME.

 

I thought we were friendz.

If you're no friend of Jesus, you're no friend of mine. WTF?

by iwasneverfunny, 1-14-08

 

no consolation here.

i thought he loved me ): ): ): ): ): i guess you thought wrong!

by iwasneverfunny, 1-26-08

 

Obviously not. by iwasneverfunny 2-03-08
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. ....It's just PMS.	One week later. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. ...It's just PMS.	Two weeks later. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. ...It's just PMS.

 

instaphailz. by iwasneverfunny 2-04-08
Tom fails at life. i'm pretty sure i'm a failure. I cheated on my wife and she left me.	Hiram fails at life. i'm pretty sure i'm a failure. I've spent my whole life trying to exploit the little guy and my whole life has amounted to nothing but greed.	Christina fails at life. i'm pretty sure i'm a failure. I got a 2100 on my SATs.

 

what a nub. by iwasneverfunny 2-24-08
what kind of music do you like? post rock.	how can someting be befor rock? what is that? ...

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