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by jackjumps
11-17-14
One day at the office...
I hate my job so much i want to destroy the world
I know, it's so boring
he hated his job...
Ugh! I hate my job so much i want to destroy the world!
you already said that
the two of them went to work...
by
yeah

 

by jackjumps
11-17-14
what should I do?
oh! I wanted to have a better job so that means I just have to make potion to make bacon come alive! mwahahahaha!
8 long hours later...
make 'n' the bacon! I am so glad i am home!

 

by jackjumps
11-19-14
Two minutes later...
finally! i finished the potion so now i just need to make some bacon and pour the potion and the bacon will come alive! mwhahahahahaha!
Two MORE minutes later...
bopitpil! goobol!
it's growing! it's growing!
But than...
RAAAAAAAAAAAAA DIE NOW!!!!!!!
Oh no! it's gone all wrong! I have to tell everyone!

 

by jackjumps
11-26-14
LET THE DEATH COMENS!!!!!!!!!!
oh no! i forgot! the bacon can infect other bacon!
RAAAAAA!!!!!
and it is national bacon day so everyone will be making bacon!
TRIE TO STOP ME? MORE LIKE TRIE TO DIE!!!!!
shut your bacon hole! ok anyway let's keep talking, so that means everyone will be making bacon, so then everyone will have bacon in there homes!

 

by jackjumps
11-27-14
okay, anyway...
oh no! he got away! better start telling everyone!
hey neighbor! there is living baco... you look scared. why?
you want to no know why? i'll tell you why! there was living bacon that came in while i was making bacon he ate the bacon and it turned real! so... wach out!

 

by jackjumps
11-28-14
well that was dumb!
he just explained everything to me!
hi! you should go now. there is living bacon. so...yeah...you should! wait where are you?

 

by jackjumps
11-29-14
@#%$&^! that was so stupid! he did the same thing! okay! this is the last person i talk to!
oh! uuummm hi!
wait a second! i remember you!
you need to go now, there is living bacon.

 

by jackjumps
11-29-14
okay were is that bacon!
everyone just explained everything to me!
heh heh heh! he looks stupid!
what the @$%^#*&?
heh heh heh! wait! i think he herd us! so ssssssshhhhh!

 

by jackjumps
11-29-14
is that the bacon?
we should get out of here!
it is the bacon apocalypse!
well i'm not going to leave!
what are they doing? and who are they?
okay than i will leave!

 

by jackjumps
11-29-14
i'm going to fined out who they are!
okay! by!
okay! tell me who you are!
okay
what is your name?
my name is bob!

 

by jackjumps
11-30-14
How old are you?
I'm 17 years old!
Do you have a drivers license?
why not!
Do you know about the bacon?
Yep!

 

by jackjumps
11-30-14
So do you want to help me?
yeah! That would awesome! Wait... What is that sound?
MOVE!
RAAA! WE MEET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did not expect that!
FEAR NOT! THE MAILMAN IS HERE!

 

by jackjumps
12-03-14
NOW I MUST DO MY DOODOO DUTY!
man that smells!
tooooot! toot! tooot!
wait! i need bob!
toot! toooooooooooot!

 

by jackjumps
12-05-14
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
what?
BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?!?!
BO-
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

 

by jackjumps
12-07-14
oh! there you are!
DID YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!?!?!
YEAH! WHY?!?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!!!
well uuummm... YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL EITHER!!!!!!!!!!
JUST STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!

 

by jackjumps
12-15-14
NO YOU STOP!!!!!!!
NO NO NO!! YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG!!! YOU NEED TO STOP!!!!!
NO YOU NEED TO SUT THAT PIE HOLE OF YOURS!!!!
NO!!!! YOU STOP!!!!
be shut up now!!!!
o-k-k-kay
fine

 

by jackjumps
12-16-14
Now it's time to get ready!!!!
okay!
When they finish getting ready
Okay I'm ready!!!!!!!
me too!!!!!!!
LETS GET THEM!!!!!!!
Rrrrrrraaaaaaa!!!

 

by jackjumps
12-21-14
one school day
la la la la la!!!
clumsy was clumsy again
hey! get off me you dumb bucket!
he slipped
aaaahhhh! help!
hey you stupid boy! no running in the halls!

 

by jackjumps
12-21-14
very very clumsy
wow dude! perfect Halloween costume!
oouu
yikes
10 minutes later
put your hands up
only if you don't tickle me!

 

by jackjumps
12-21-14
a month later
i can't believe i killed the principal!
dun! dun! dun!
brains! brains!
hey! the principal is still alive!

 

by jackjumps
12-21-14
what is he talking about?
wait those are... ZOMBIES!!!!!!!
uuuuu!
what is this thingy?
WOW!!!!!!

 

by jackjumps
12-21-14
Two years later...
i wish we survived!
i know!
the only survivor was a dog
boy was i hungry
the end!

 

by jackjumps
12-24-14
BRAINS!!!!!
more zombies!?!?
uuuuuu!!!!!
oh no! lava!
to be continued

 

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2-06-15
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by jackjumps
7-20-15
one day...
waaaaaaaa!!!!!!
there was a lonly bat...
I NEEED *sniff* somone to take care of me!!!!!!!!
that needed help
bla bla bla bla bla!!!!
bla bla bla!!

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
wait!! did you here that?
no. what do you here?
cring! lets go see who it is.
yeah!
waaa!!!!!!

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
This forest is pretty big! Let's split up. I'll go this way!
and I'll go this way
By!
good luck!
Waaaa!!! Boo hoo
I should follow the cring

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
I hope that whatever is crying isn't hurt!
WWWAAAAAAA!!!
Yay! I found the cryer!
Wait! Who are you?
im stella! I'm here to help you!

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
Your no Mach against me!
You think so?
Die bob die!!!
Morons.
What's up?
Uuuuuummm nothing

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
Beeeeerrr is awesome!!!!!!
Rrrrraaaaaaaaa!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!!
Oh my! I better call the police!

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
Police! How can we help you?
Someone was killed and I need you to come check it out!
Okay! we'll be right over!
thanks!
A few minutes later...
So. This is the victim?
Yes

 

by jackjumps
7-21-15
So. Tell me the story.
Okay so one day a customer came in and started drinking beer and then the mailman walked into here with a gun and shot the costumer.
Then you know the mailman's name! What is it?
Oh! That's easy! It's smelly feet JR.
Okay enough chit chat I need to get back to my police station.
Alright.

 

by jackjumps
7-22-15
what a crazy day! now it's time for lights out!
brains
*YYYAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!*

 

by jackjumps
7-22-15
Uuuuuu! brains!
What was that sound? Aaaaaaa! A zombie!
* munch munch munch *
No! Stop!

 

by jackjumps
11-08-15
one day at the beach,
hi! do you want to go on a date with me?
um hmmm-
we could have kids, buy a jumpy castle, drink shampane. it'll be FFFUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!! ha ha ha! ha!
shut-up!
aaaaaAAAAAA!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY SHUT-UP TO ME! IM GOING TO CALL MY LOUER!!!!
oH no IM sO scaEred, loser!

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