All comics by jd_9

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
hey b*tch! wassup! from 1736 or somthin?
no! i was born from my mother ass in 1992
sh*t man you are mother f*ckin old. you must be a nigga?
na? i am a guy obssesed with sex!
wanna have rough sex sometime!
now yer talkin! lets do it now before penis gets too excited!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
would like to buy fart a tron 2000?
sure!
well it is cheap! 7,000 bucks!
what the hell?
hey! you should seen me last time! i had a nail through my head!
oh yeah! that was crap!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
i am not listening to you! you wont buy me my nice beautiful purse!
but baby!
no buts! i want my purs right now!
okay!
hi
hey robot! thanks for killing my boyfriend!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
I WILL KILL YOU
relax buddy! we are on the netflix comercial remember?
oh yeah!
so lets not put violence! or i will bring DX and Shawn Michaels WWE to kick your butt!
sorry man! just got a little drunk

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
ahhh! the texas chainsaw man!
haw haw! i have cut you!
but i cant walk!
that is why i can eat you
you must be reallly sick
yeah thanks! no let me go for your heart so i can eat it!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
okay why are u looking at my nuts?
i am not
yes you are! you are staring right at it!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
oh poo! looks like i crapped on the floor!
let me just touch it to see how it is!
i tried to warn u but i didnt!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
aah! i am the grinch! stealing stuff in everyones house
?
hey what are you doing here! I WILL KILL U! YOU ARE BOTHERING ME BUISNESS!
stop it! if u dare touch me you will go to heck!
i told u! good luck in heck

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
mommy
yes dear
why didnt u wah my underwear
i told u! i am dead! i cant touch stuff that are not dead! see! even if you tried to make me look naked you wont see it cause i am a ghost! anyways let me try right now!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
hello! who the heck is here?
holy mother fudge! ITS SANTA!
yes i know
dang your fatter than i thought!
there is no present for you then!
darn!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
aahh isnt it great!!
no this is just another peace of crap!
you know where the blood comes from!
what? other people! yeah right! its not like you are the grudge! you cant even kill me!
you are all wrong my friend!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
ahh man! you lost again in to the steelers in madden 07! 21-45!
i know! i suck in madden! but i know all about football! if a guy hits the ball in the yellow thing he made a home run !
what the?
i know! if a guy loses a ball he made a interception!
i wonder what you would call a touchdown!

 

by jd_9
4-26-07
yay
yay
why did i act like a retard? i am a devil god dang it

 

by jd_9
11-03-07
hey
hey
so bored
i know
wanna like do something. like comeover to my place and like u know.
what?

 

by jd_9
11-03-07
i told u this would happen
well sorry. i had to vote for hillary clinton
i am gonna kick yo...
shut the heck up u fag

 

by jd_9
11-03-07
so this is how your buisness got torn down
yes
well shame on u fred
sorry. how about i make it up to u. wanna have some rough ass sex. come on lets get it on!
what! not a whore

 

by jd_9
11-03-07
so i was on AIM yesterday.
yea
and some guy said he wanted to marry me!
what did he say after that
dont know. he called and then i heard some girl's boobs were having a nice time. like there was sex going on.
oohhh. oh well. we can have some nice dirty ass sex. come on. i am a lezbian too. lets get it on.

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