All comics by jdroth

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
For every winner, there are dozens of losers.
Odds are you're one of them.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
Damn!
I ought to have worn something more than just these boxer shorts.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
Now that bitch is hot. Hey baby! You got it goin' on! Come over and show me that ass -- I know what to do with it!
Oh no -- here we go again.
Now why would I allow myself to submit to your peurile male fantasies, abasing myself (and the rest of the female sex) to your crass objectification of women?
I don't know what she just said, but it makes me HOT HOT HOT!
*sigh*

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
Hey, baby, all that objectification talk makes me hot. Let's go off behind those shady trees, dribble off those Bobby Brooks slacks and let me do what I please..
Suck a fatty, bozo!
Heh. I think she likes me.
*sigh*

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
...so then I told him to go suck a fatty.
Suck a fatty, Liz?
I know, I know. But it's all I could think of at the time.
Uh...bogey at six o'clock.
Yo, baby. The way you talk to me just makes me hot. Let's get it on!
Oh God.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
So your wife's not happy, huh?
Yeah. I spent my paycheck on some fine brine shrimp. I thought it'd be romantic, but she thinks I ought to be buying life insurance.
Life insurance!?!
That's what I said! I'm young! I ought to be living the high life! Brine shrimp for every meal!
Besides, according to the actuary table I've got a long life ahead of me!

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
After perusing the Nicodemean tomes, I believe I've discovered the secrets of transfiguration. Watch as I transform myself into a duck.
Huh?
Oops.
That's not like any duck *I've* ever seen.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
So, you've turned yourself into some sorted of twisted rabbit, huh?
I meant to turn myself into duck. I'm not sure how I read the magic spell wrong.
Well, to start with, you're a chicken and chickens don't actually know how to read.
True. Very true.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
Now that you've used magic to turn yourself from a chicken to a rabbit, what do you intend to do with your life?

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
Now that you've used magic to turn yourself from a chicken to a rabbit, what do you intend to do with your life?
I hadn't really given it much thought. I guess I'll go back to my nest and lay a couple of eggs. Cluck a little. Peck at the ground.
Do rabbits lay eggs?
Right.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
I don't know what I'm going to do, Bill. Now that I've trasformed myself from a chicken to a rabbit, my old life is gone!
To be honest, Colonel, there never seemed to be much about your old life that recommended itself.
You think the life of a chicken isn't all it's cracked up to be?
That's what I'm saying.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
I always assumed that the life of a chicken was the ultimate. The best. The pinacle of evolutionary achievement.
Now that I've transformed myself into a rabbit, you tell me that the life of a chicken isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
But, I don't like life as a rabbit either! All the hopping around, twitching my whiskers, looking cute all the time.
And this one ear thing really sucks.
If only I could read, maybe I'd be able to find a spell that transforms me back into a chicken.
But now that I've transformed myself into a rabbit, you tell me that the life of a chicken isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
I always assumed that the life of a chicken was the ultimate. The best. The pinacle of evolutionary achievement.
Now that I've transformed myself into a rabbit, you tell me that the life of a chicken isn't all that it's cracked up to be.
But, I don't like life as a rabbit either! All the hopping around, twitching my whiskers, looking cute all the time.
And this one ear thing really sucks.
If only I could read, maybe I'd be able to find a spell that transforms me back into a chicken.
Or maybe you could learn a spell that makes you vanish completely.

 

by jdroth
10-25-01
I've done it! I searched through the Nicodemean tome and I found another transfiguration spell! I can now return to my original chicken form!
I'm sure that'll bring us all a sigh of relief.
It's a relief to have returned to my true chicken form, but I think I'm going to be off my feed for several days.
I was hoping the spell wouldn't work. A little chicken cordon bleu would hit the spot about now.

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