All comics by jimmy_the_flid

 

the butcher always knocks twice by jimmy_the_flid 1-06-04
what ? halo, i am the local halal butcher. Halo to you	got any bacon? No	fuck off back to iran then yah wee brown cunt

 

wee whorin by jimmy_the_flid 1-06-04
hey mista 10 dola suckie suckie huh? im gonna cut you a new china doll!	i love you long time with new china i got huh.....10 dola only?	hey mista fuka ma dead skull for 5 dola that sounds like a bargain

 

aliens by jimmy_the_flid 1-07-04
you know your a jumped up jobbee, i did one the same colour as you this morning	shouldnt you be praying to the east or something ?	i am full of happy, i be in this country 5minutes & still no deporto thanking you so that means no one would notice if you went missing then

 

when alex met jimmy by jimmy_the_flid 1-07-04
I said to the prefect, "i simpley couldnt handle another nob". shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up	But they covered it in coco powder, so it looked like a black chaps. shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up	Well i got gubbed in. i hate you alex

 

alex goes to see the psychaiatrist by jimmy_the_flid 1-07-04
So professor, will you be my new father figure? Did your dad ever hurt you before he died?	No but he once asked a butler to raise his voice and ask me sternly to stop shaging my 5ft fluffy pikachu. Mmmmm, i see, wer you hurt when your father and mother died horribley?	only by the prefects as my anus wasnt loose enough for them but now its a loose as a potato sack that's good would you care to show me?

 

alex goes through a change like a butterfly by jimmy_the_flid 1-07-04
Alex suddenly felt that strange fealing he's felt for a long time	suddenly like super ted when there is trouble near but with alex its when a young man is near with a chisel chin a change happened	who'd have thought jimmy was always right about alex

 

3days and 3nights by jimmy_the_flid 1-09-04
you happy there? left a bit	you happy there? right a bit	and your gonna take me down now ?

 

alex goes to confession by jimmy_the_flid 1-09-04
tut tut and what have you been geting up too It's been 2 days since my last confession father	well father i had nasty thought about a boy that posts on the internet, i looked at the other boys when in the showers at school and i held a boy slightly too long when playing rugby. Im sorry father you know how to get forgivness from our lord alex	slurpnumnumnumsquelch jesus loves the little children all the children of the world, black and yellow, inbetween, we treat them nice and mean, jesus loves the little children of the world.

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