All comics by justanothercow

 

by justanothercow
9-12-04
OMG WTF UR MOM IS A HO ROFFL
DUDE WTF I R TELLING!
Is it possible to rape someone through the computer?
I dunno, let's try.
Several virtual voodoo dolls later...
OH GOD MY ASS! THE PAIN!!! LIKE A THOUSAND NEEDLES IN MY COLON!
DUDE WTF I R TELLING!

 

by justanothercow
9-12-04
Some day...
So looking foward to meeting the players this weekend?
Eh, what the fuck, it might be fun.
Some day later...
Oh god... oh god...
OMG ROFFEL PI LOLOL!!11!
Minutes before a murder suicide...
Oh god oh god ohgodohgodohgod....
PI AND B33R ROFFEL!!1! I R PLAY DRUNK!

 

by justanothercow
9-12-04
So I'm making a comic. You're the one with the red hair.
I'm not a part of this... unless it makes money.
It's kind of homoerotic...
Then I sue for my character.
...
Now that's a comic!

 

by justanothercow
9-12-04
Pre-administrative action
OMG FUCK SHIT ASS FART ROFFEL!!! ADMINS ARE TEH GAY THEY SUCK HAHA I R COOL
Okay, enough of this.
In the time out area...
Look, my little brother got at my computer... My cat jumped on the keyboard. C'mon dude! I'm a good guy!
Dude, what's up? I'm sorry if I said or did anything to offend you. I was just a little upset, okay?
...
So, do you think it would be possible to anally ravage these cocksuckers over the internet?
Again with the ass sex dude...

 

by justanothercow
9-12-04
Good afternoon, what can I get for you today?
Yes, I'd like to get a 12 scoop sundae, dripping with hot fudge, and all your candy. Oh, and an apple pie to tide me over.
Here's your pie Sir. Your ice cream will be right up.
Mmm, pie. Oh. Can you make that with Low Fat Yogurt?
One ice cream order later...
Thank god it didn't eat me...
I'm not a man... =(

 

by justanothercow
9-13-04
What's that smell?
Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
Yes, I'd like a 6 gallon drum of ice cream and a tub of butter please, with extra bacon.
A slip of the tongue.
My god, you're fat.
What was that?
Thank you, have a nice night.
I said that'll be $26.72.
... bacon.

 

by justanothercow
9-13-04
After 6 fruitless hours of work...
Methinks I'm hungry. Perhaps I'll nip off to Wendy's for some dinner.
Of course, that would involve combing my teeth, flossing my hair, feeding the cat...
Wait, I don't have a cat... fuck, now I have to buy a cat before I can go eat...
20 minutes later...
Eh, I'm going to bed. I can always steal my roomates kidneys if I get peckish.

 

by justanothercow
9-14-04
Damn, I got wicked bad gas.
It's the kielbasa.
I had it before that.
...
It's wet.
What the fuck is wrong with you?!

 

by justanothercow
9-14-04
Hey, Angry Girl, I got you some of that food you like.
Oh, cool, thanks. =)
If you touch my fucking hotpockets though, I'll tear your fucking throat out and shit in your neck.
What was that?
Hotpockets are mine though.
Okay. =)

 

by justanothercow
9-15-04
Bathroom, ignore the window. =)
OH GOD, IT'S LIKE SHITTING GLASS! THE PAIN!!!! SOMEONE KILL ME!!!
*footstep noises*
Cat's and the cradle and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man in the moon...
...?
20 minutes later.
I think I just birthed the anti-christ. *sob*

 

by justanothercow
9-15-04
I would like to apologize for an earlier strip that involved Sad Girl. I called her Angry Girl by mistake.
This was a greivous error, and I assure you, it will not happen again.
Thank you.
PLEASE DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!!!

 

by justanothercow
9-15-04
At the mall. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~~~~~~Afercrombie and Bitch~~~~~~
Huh, are those prom dresses? Out this early?
What?
~~~~~~~~Victor's Secret~~~~~~~~~~
No, those are much too dark for prom dresses.
... ... What?
~~~~~Best Buy... provided you ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~don't shop around.~~~~~~~
They must be for winter formals.
Dude, gay.

 

by justanothercow
9-16-04
After a fuckton of 'Golden Fingers'...
*burb*
I just ate a shitload of chinese food. Go make your own comic, I feel lethargic.

 

by justanothercow
9-17-04
The never ending string of obese patrons...
Hi, how can I help you today?
Yes, I'd like 2 small ice creams, and an extra large ice cream.
Okay, would you like a bag for those?
What? No, the first two are to tide me over while you make the big one.
You're a sad human being, you know that?
I ate a small child on the way through the parking lot. =(

 

by justanothercow
9-22-04
Buying a fridge in East Hartford...
So ya, I'd like to get a fridge.
Sure, we's gots lots o models in stock. Whatchoo lookin for?
Er, about 15 cubic feet, white...
Ya, we's can do's that. We gots a hit.. er, delivery tonights.
What?
Pay for the fridge and gets the fuck out. 5:00 tomorrow good?

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