All comics by k0k0them0nkey

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-19-02
Computer meets robot
I want some loving
I do too
Confusion Ensues
How do we do this?
I dunno
Disaster Occurs
I think I fucked up
You think?

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-19-02
Christian comedians...
And then he said
God Bless Jew! Hahahahahaha!
...the reason why there are so many athiests.
God damnit!
ROAR!

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-19-02
I love you Pat, I want to do you. But I made you mad and you're hiding in your house!
From the first time we met at the playground, I knew you were the one for me. It seems like so long ago, but it was only yesterday!
I told you, my mom doesn't want me talking to you anymore. She says you're a perv.
Pat, please let me take you by the hand...but I know your parents don't understand...lets make love!

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-20-02
War is bad.
I don't like war.
So why do we fight?
We fight because of religion
Why the hell are two little girls standing on a battle field?
Fucked if I know, it might have something to do with all that gasoline we were huffing.

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-20-02
Archie robot, at your service.
You see this here penis...you have a hole where I can stick it and make myself feel all good?
Archie robot has no holes, he does not know this penis that you speak of.
Its right here, you don't see it?
malfunction...death death death death
My daughter said the same thing.

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-20-02
So...how do you like being the first thing everyone sees when they make a new comic?
Its kinda crappy. Nobody ever uses us, we're kind of generic.
So, I guess this is our first comic
Yeah, maybe if we have sex, people would think we're sluts and use us more.
Ok.
Too bad theres no sprite for us being naked. k0k0 would like that.

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-20-02
What do you want?
I would like to talk to you about the wonders of our lord, Jesus Christ.
I worship Satan.
Oh...whats that like?
Well, I don't go to church, I can do drugs, and listen to any music I like?
Where do I sign up?

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-21-02
Tentacles give false truths my son
Oh my goodness, its the great tentacle!
Yes, it is I my son, we aren't just for dirty porno anime anymore.
I wish to be a real boy.
Your wish is granted, my dirty little white boy.
Jesus saves
Help tentacle...I'm drown....wait...you're not tentacle...
I'm jesus, I fooled you, I just got tired of playing jesus and wanted a better role. So, I guess you're dead and going to hell for believing in a magic tentacle, dolphin. Now I'm gonna wack off!

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-22-02
Jesus, why am I metal?
Because thats the way God made you, my son.
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So could I get a hand down from here? I've really wanted to know what it feels like to wack off using blood as lubricant.

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-28-02
Band member X and Anjela meet in a bar.
Now that we've made out for an hour, will you give me sex?
SURE!
4 minutes later...
That was good sex!
We didn't have sex.
Its not sex if nobody else knows.

 

by k0k0them0nkey
7-29-02
Hi rob.
Gabe, I pissed in your beer.
At least its better than last night's, what did you drink that night, dirt water?

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