WHY?! by kOrHaL10-01-02 Shortly after a child's birthday party... Sir, we have a warrant for your arrest... what did i do? ..........BOOK EM DANO!! but what did i do?! what did i do...? QUIT ASKING, WE DONT KNOW!!!!
DUMBASS!! by kOrHaL10-01-02 Possible way out? i wont die if i get in there! it might work... Muahahahahaha! stupid cunt!!!! did that say tnt on the side?
GOD DAMN MORON!! by kOrHaL10-01-02 Poor guy... she dumped me man, check it... .......... Dumb guy... *sniff* ok this letter says that she loves you more now than before... FUCKIN RETARD! OH GOD!!!! so thats what my brother meant when he said retards should be allowed to have girlfriends...
Cool Guys by kOrHaL10-01-02 Your probably thinkin...wtf... Hey muan! HEY MUAN! But you need to understand the people this is based off of... TIC BUH!!! SHOIT OIP!!! Me and my best friend Robby...LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
goodbye cotton eye joe... by kOrHaL10-01-02 LMAO i hate that fuckin song If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe, I'd been married long time ago, where did ya come from where did ya go, where did ya come from cotton eye joe. By order of the congress you officially need to shut the fuck up! funniest idea since "shit in a can" If it hadn't been for cotton eye joe, I'd been married long time ago, where did ya come from where did ya go, where did ya come from cotton eye joe. ........! MUAHAHAHA cotton doesnt take well to fire...oh well i tried to tell him...
1 very good reason to disregard what you see on tv... by kOrHaL10-01-02 Reasons why people named Kent should kill themselves... My name is Kent..... 10 minutes later... 5 more minutes later...
this makes no sense...lol by kOrHaL10-02-02 I'm tellin u...we're lost... maybe he's right... the map says we should go back the way we came... im...so...sorry WHAT ARE U DOING?! we aren't lost...muahahaha!
MINE ALL MINE!!! by kOrHaL10-02-02 SWEET YOU GOT COOKIES!!! whoa dude.... COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES!!!! whoa dude.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck? MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Trashcan Steve pt.1 by kOrHaL10-02-02 assholes... ............ What are you doin in the trash yo? Damn I'm stupid... assholes... Fuck you then...
Trashcan Steve pt.2 by kOrHaL10-02-02 ......... are you gonna answer me now? ......... well are you? assholes...
Trashcan Steve pt.3 by kOrHaL10-02-02 .......... ok this is the last time im gonna ask... IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU ASK ME I DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU!!!!!! ......... The End .......... asshole...
women need to get a fuckin clue by kOrHaL10-02-02 We are like...totally twins! TOTALLY! OH MY GOD!!!!! AHHHHH!! UGH I HATE STUPID BITCHES!!!
OMG LMAO!!!!! by kOrHaL10-02-02 hey man i need directions.... AHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oooooook... dumbass...
THE BUGS!!!! by kOrHaL10-02-02 krisk wakish what to do today...? wishkas HOLY SHIT THAT BUG IS GONNA KILL ME!!! ???? AHHHHH!!!
Idiots guide...? by kOrHaL10-02-02 idiots guide to slaughtering the masses? IDIOTS GUIDE?! Me no like book, drop now or crushed skull I give! dont make me hurt you asswipe Krunk KILL you!!! I'm sorry Krunk...I love you. Me love Krunk too!
abcdfjrkxpnmqpt by kOrHaL10-02-02 ooooh yea....oooooh yea....pocket pooooooool!! zzzzzzzzzAm my nails... THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!!! whoa! CLIP CLIP CLIPARO!!!
FUCKIN RETARDED SHITSTAIN! by kOrHaL10-02-02 what happened son? wehw, muh mum tookd duh nice cwowns umbwewy and stuckd it in her bum and then? wehw, she smakd the nice cwown in duh faced wif his...duh... umm...mewonjawr and i comed up and tored his winkey off In a mental institution... MEWONJAWR!!!!!
wtf!! by kOrHaL10-02-02 I...LOVE...YOU... BRAWWWR WILL...YOU...MARRY...ME...? OOORGLE STEAMY... ROBOT... JUNGLE... SEX... RIGHT... NOW... IM A LLAMA YOU FOOL!!!!
Destroy Opposition! by kOrHaL10-02-02 This dude is a quack... why me? what did i do to deserve this? Does he not realize that everyone thinks that? why am i always the one with the short end of the stick? why dont i just kill everyone else so there wont be competition?! OMG THATS ME!!! YES! that is what I will do! MUAHAHAHA!
insanity spreads by kOrHaL10-03-02 ok...what the fuck...i can put one in my head and not two? I WANNA PUT ANOTHER ONE IN THERE!!!! AHHHHHH!!! ok the nails in my hand must go to my head immediately fuck it... i give up...
LMFAO!! by kOrHaL10-05-02 dude ur dick is hangin out ur pants... wtf im a girl i dont have a dick no seriously... *looks down* ...... omg ur right...
ROFL!!! by kOrHaL10-05-02 i once knew a man named jack, he lived under my sack omg stfu i sweat to much and he turned to mush STFU!! and now i live in a shoe im leaving...