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by kegking
11-01-01
why you gotta hate on me G?
Im a fucking bug
I like rap Foo! the tight flow, the funky beats. ITs all bout bein a player. Foo!
This guy is pathetic
Dont player hate foo
goddamnit your a fucking white kid. You have good grades and you work at local movie theater. Your pathetic, your not like those black people who still cant forgive about slavery.

 

by kegking
11-01-01
Man did you see that new linux kernel! its so fucking l337!
My windows XP ownz j00!
Hey man i can run a fucking 24/7 p0rn server on my computer and burn p0rn VCD's at the same time.
I can play counterstrike
Man my Linux is so stable and rock hard i can do almost anything to it.
I have a girlfriend.

 

by kegking
11-01-01
I think ill mock asians now
ah hHAHAHAh
OMG its godzilla HAHAHhahaAHAHHA you die now super happy fun style
this makes me feel better after a hard day of working...
I dont speak english very well and i dont have a drivers licence yet i own a Accord
Im the person most likely to crash into you, and kill your children
Oh yah this hits the spot

 

by kegking
11-01-01
This is me
So....Have you ever had sex with a machine?
.....
and this is how I enteract with women
The blows will fall apon your head. The pain will be your only friend now! that i can ensure.
.....
god..I need a gun right about now
So....you ever check out slahdot.org?
.....Geek

 

by kegking
11-01-01
A night at the opera
My name is Jonas I'm carrying the wheel Thanks for all you've shown us But this if how we feel Come sit next to me Pour yourself some tea Just like grandma made When we couldn't find sleep
Pinkerton is a better album
Things were better then Once but never again We've all left the den Let me tell you 'bout it The choo-choo train left right on time A ticket cost only your mind
Tired of sex shows that Rivers is a guitar vutriosio
The driver said "hey man, we go all the way" Of course we were willing to pay.
And its funny how he fell for a asian chick and a lesbo

 

by kegking
11-01-01
Fear of a Lagged Planet
Hey arent you That lame ass comic in that shitty MS software MS comic....
uh ho the jig is up
Sigh...this shit writes itself
Tell me little sterotyped asian girl...have you ever been anal proped?
oh that "special time" that daddy and i share?
Turns out they dont have a butterfly, so just use your imagination. Or to get a free imagination Please write Disney PO BOX Anaheim, CA 91118
hehehehe they never suspect the butterfly

 

by kegking
11-01-01
The Art of offence
Hi we are here to talk about that horrble day that we cannot speak of...i know what your thinking and no its not that day, thin d-day only with innocent civilians
Asshole you gave it away. But oh well.
OMG those *insert offencive slang here* are heading for *Insert [country of superorty] icon of capitalism here* and we are all gonna *insert level of living here*
ELAALALALALLA you going to *insert level of living here* for *insert terroists' supreme being*
Oh well might as well jump the gun
Dont worry your in good hands!

 

by kegking
11-02-01
oooeeeowowo.... i am a far integent being from across the space..f3@r m3
dood your fucking lame.
you bet ya
Im gonna get anal probed, righ.

 

by kegking
11-02-01
My interaction with women
Say wanna go see monsters, inc with me and my mom
Yah this is pretty much it
Get away...i have aids...and im gay...

 

by kegking
11-02-01
Will you people STOP POINTING OUT IM ON A CROSS!
Idiots...why did I die for THEIR sins?

 

by kegking
11-02-01
A night at the opera
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for Woe oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure And you know sometimes words have two meanings In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings Sometimes
Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a stairway to heaven And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter And it makes me wonder If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on

 

by kegking
11-06-01
Fuck! is there anything more wrong then Scientology?
christanity?
Who the fuck would copyright a damn religion?
I dont know. They are very protective over their shit. Empasis on shit.
They go after people for mocking them. Thank god there are sites like Operation Clambake [xenu.net]. But then again you can find the evils in every religion.
None so evil as killing their own...

 

by kegking
11-26-01
Man I went to the weezer concert last night and they played one fucking pinkerton song. And i bought another damn copy of the CD.
That really Blows. *Zonk*
I attempted to debate about the lack of pinkerton songs. And everyone called me gay, Its like the fukin gave up. We are the fans. He should bend to us.
*Bloom* Well you know Theres allways Deftones. They dont front and they do weezer covers.
Damn you rivers. I hope you burn in pop hell for The green album
Let it go man. *BlanG*

 

by kegking
12-08-01
Kegking vs. Customers of k-mart
You stupid slant eye, get the fuck out of my kmart
ohahHahahaHAhhah...love you long time. Me crash my rice rocket into you! HahAHhaHAhaHA
this is a battle he will not win
of all the fucking races, you are the most irrogant, small brained, small penised
hHAHahhaHAHaHaHahahahAHah me love you long time
or does he?
burn you rice patty

 

by kegking
12-08-01
"....In other news going outside has gone down 2,100% since last year. Experts are assuming that its because snow is too cold.'
"the report goes on to say that people are just getting to tired and fat to care. The military is considering a all-out tactical war on weather."
"Called Operation enduring winter-storm. They plan to find this 'mother nature' and her rabid followers and gain controll of the worlds weather and open a democratic goverment to operate"

 

by kegking
12-08-01
HAHAHHA after decades of contolling the world "christ day" it is i Beelzebub shall rule the 25 of the 12th month
What the who are you!?
Hello im from the dep. of justic and I'd just like to say that you are inviolation of sherman anti-trust act of 1903. You see you havent open up the 25 day of the 12th month to other religions
WTF! those jew got 7 days AND it starts on my day! That stupid black religion has the day after. Who the fuck wants 25th!?
Scientology.

 

by kegking
12-22-01
hello little boy! I'm one of santa's elves. Would you like to tell me what you would santa to bring you.
Hey asshole I'm the son of god. This is my birthday!!!!1 you can tell that fat ass old koot to stop wh0ring out my birthday
with that kind of language, some little boy isnt going to get a his firetruck that he asked for 1000 years ago
.............all right
....thanks dad

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