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by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
i told you never to sneak up on my like that!
sorry... i thought you might want a cookie...
what kind of cookie?
chocolate chip
Fooled You!
AAAGGHHH!!

 

by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
What in the tarnation are you?
im a goat, sir
a goat?? where the hell did you come from, goat?
i came from that hill, over yonder, sir
i hate goats
what the hell does that mean, anyway?
i dont know, sir

 

by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
sure is hot in here...
shut up, skeleton!
fuck you, little girl. what the hell are you in here for, anyway??
i killed 17 people when me parents wouldnt buy me shopping spree barby... then i killed myself
..stupid brat
at least i have flesh!

 

by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
what the hell is wrong with your mouth??
nothing, okay? its different...
it sure looks different
shut up. at least i dont have feet on my head!
i hate you, cthulhu.
awww...

 

by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
i think im an alcoholic. and i think i need help.
once, when i was home alone, i drank three bottles of beer. i was really wasted...
i think i have mono, now.

 

by krinkleNECK
1-28-01
hi goat, how are you?
im nice, sir. how are you?
oh, you know. nice. whats with the horns, anyway?
they're for poking, sir. would you like to try them?
no thank you, goat.
sissy...

 

by krinkleNECK
1-29-01
i dont want to talk to you, little girl.
why? just cuz i said you have an ugly mustache?
you need to learn some respect. and i know just where you will learn some.
ha. dont make me laugh. are you gonna send me to the furthest regions of hell, where insects chew my rotting flesh and furies pursue me across desolate wastes?
even better. you're gonna see my good friend jesus!
NNNNOOOO!!!!!!

 

by krinkleNECK
1-29-01
where ya goin, phil?
oh... i got some business to take care of in the holy land.
the holy land??
yea i'll see ya later.
meanwhile...

 

by krinkleNECK
1-29-01
you look funny.

 

by krinkleNECK
1-29-01
just a little ditty we put together
Q-Dolla, driven his Impala
If you see him in the halls, you give him a holla
in honor of mr quick
cuz he's Q-Money, a hit wit da honeys
when his voice gets high, it is so funny
aka Q$
cuz he's quick, bling bling
we kick it in ebonics, cuz english is his thing

 

by krinkleNECK
1-29-01
knock knock...
who's there?
lucifer...
lucifer who?
lucifer coat, its too damn hot down here! hahahahahaha
i hate this place...

 

by krinkleNECK
1-30-01
hows this?
no...
how 'bout now?
eh.. not really...
now??
this is harder than it looks...

 

by krinkleNECK
1-30-01
believe in me, my brothers and sisters. believe in me, your lord, jesus christ, and you all shall have a place in heaven!
can i get an amen? i said, can i get an amen?
is anybody listening to me?
get off the stage!

 

by krinkleNECK
2-01-01
hmm...
uh oh..
more proof that cowboys aren't funny...
where the hell do i put the saddle??
. . . !

 

by krinkleNECK
4-02-01
so... what are you in for?
soliciting
soliciting?
yea. basically, i was pushing my abstract conservative ideas on the public, through violence, hate, and ignorance
weirdo...
do you read the bible?

 

by krinkleNECK
4-02-01
this comic has nothing at all to do with "really big boobs"

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