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by libby748
6-21-08
so...do you want to go out tonight?
um....yeah, okay. sure. i'll go get ready.
sweet!
...what?

 

by libby748
6-21-08
hi i'm looking for a book...it's small and it has a pink cover.
oh, THAT book.

 

by libby748
6-21-08
Hey there, chief. There's a few books in the back room that need to be shelved, so can you do that for me, sport? Thanks.
fantastic.

 

by libby748
6-21-08
I don't think you want to buy those books today.
No, really, stop walking towards me.
Howdy!
I hate you.

 

by libby748
6-21-08
Hi there, I'm new!
I couldn't tell.
I'm super excited about working here
Don't worry. That will wear off.

 

by libby748
6-21-08
Okay, I've got the Chronicles of Narnia, the Hardy Boys, and one copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that I can give to you for a special price.
$$$
I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store...stealing books from the childrens department and selling them in the bathroom isn't really okay with my boss.

 

by libby748
6-21-08
Now, don't be concerned, but we have had some problems with customers harassing the employees, but we're getting that under control.
And make sure that when you're working a closing shift you don't go outside at night alone, because it's not the best neighborhood.
Now follow me and you can fill out the liability agreement...

 

by libby748
6-21-08
...
honey...stop throwing books on the floor before this nice man gets mad.

 

by libby748
6-22-08
The book you ordered did come in but we can't seem to find it anywhere.
Another one?
I'll get the fire extinquisher.

 

by libby748
6-22-08
Oh my gosh you're totally my hero I can't believe you found this book!!
What happened?
I got promoted.

 

by libby748
6-23-08
I'm sorry, we don't take Starbucks cards, we're owned by Barnes and Noble.
Is that really necessary?

 

by libby748
6-23-08
Here's your grande, decaf, extra hot, no foam, vanilla latte.
Are you sure it's decaf?
Yes, though I'm pretty sure you can't see caffeine through a magnifying glass.
Just a thought.

 

by libby748
6-23-08
Hi. How are you today?
Okay, then... this way to the Self-Improvment section.

 

by libby748
6-23-08
...and so then he starts CHEWING me out because we don't have the book he wants. And I'm like, "sir, we can always order the book for you."
But he's like, "no, that will take too long and I want it now!" And so then I'm like, "well if you want, we can --" **OOMFPH**
Today isn't really your day, is it?

 

by libby748
6-23-08
CLASSIC FACE-OFFS: ..................Good and Evil.....................
CLASSIC FACE-OFFS: .................Aliens and Humans..............
CLASSIC FACE-OFFS: ..........Bookseller and Customer...........

 

by libby748
6-24-08
Hi, what can I get for you?
..OMG, I know, and I was like, what the eff are you talking about? I totally didn't do that.
And he was like, um, yeah, you did. And it's just so frustrating because he's totally wrong.
I'll be over here if you ever decide to order.
Right? Yeah, so I'm totally not talking to him anymore.

 

by libby748
6-24-08
I'd feel a little more comfortable if you slept on the couch.

 

by libby748
6-24-08
What's going on?
New neighbors.
Five bucks says the couch takes a dive.
10 on the fish aquarium.
YES!!!!

 

by libby748
6-24-08
I thought I was working tonight.
I've got dibs on the TV.
That xbox is SO mine.

 

by libby748
6-24-08
Look! Look! I won this at bingo!
I'd get that out of the living room before mom gets home.

 

by libby748
6-24-08
I think I just wet my shell.

 

by libby748
6-25-08
Hello?
Yes?
I just wanted to tell you that I brought my plate back.
So do I get a prize?

 

by libby748
6-26-08
Oh, hey, Alan.
What...are you doing with those gloves?
..MoooOOOOM, Alan's playing doctor again!!!!!!!

 

by libby748
6-26-08
So where did they abduct you from?
Cleveland. You?
I was picked up in a field over in Montana.
I don't like the way they're looking at us....

 

by libby748
6-26-08
Oh no you didn't.

 

by libby748
6-26-08
TRICK OR TREAT!!!
Give us some tasty blood to eat!!!
What?

 

by libby748
6-26-08

 

by libby748
6-26-08
Can you spare any change for a poor homeless man?
...I live in a trashcan

 

by libby748
6-26-08
Do not worry, young one. I will protect you until help comes for us.
Hey look, a bat!!

 

by libby748
6-26-08
You realize that nailing the door shut from the inside prevents you from getting OUT, right?
I'm just saying.

 

by libby748
6-26-08
So did you follow the bread crumbs or did you see my ad in the paper?
I need to know for future advertising purposes.
Oh come back...I'm not going to eat you yet! I haven't finished my coffee.

 

by libby748
6-26-08
FF43 to dispatch...
"Go ahead, 43"
....I think I might need backup.
FJOOOOWEHGLJFWOOOOOOOOOGHEKLSJFLEUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by libby748
6-26-08
Didn't you invite any of your friends to the party, TJ?
Yeah, dad, I did. I guess they're just running late.
*sniff sniff* Dad, did you put GARLIC in that?
...I knew you never liked my friends!!!

 

by libby748
6-28-08
Hi there, what can I get for you today?
OkummmmI'llhaveagrande tripleshotlatte.Actually makethataquadshot.Ihad fourcupsofcoffeethis morningbutIthinkIneed
somethingelsetokeepme going,sodefinitelygowith thefourshotsandmaybe addacoupleofpumpsof mochasothaticangeta goodsugarrushgoingtoo-
Do you think it was wise to give her more caffeine?

 

by libby748
6-29-08
11:37 a.m.
I have a venti, non-fat, carmel macchiato ready at the bar.
11:39 a.m.
VENTI CARMEL MACCHIATO...
11:43 a.m.
...sigh
Um, I ordered a carmel macchiato like, 10 minutes ago, and I still haven't gotten it.

 

by libby748
7-04-08
Tall, nonfat, extra hot latte!
Ahhh....perfect.
Probably not.
Hey, do you think he'll remember that he ordered a mocha frappuccino, not a latte?

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