The Truth About Strawberry Milk. by limey_leo19867-09-03 An average thought in the mind of a very paranoid teenager in... Didja ever wonder where strawberry milk really came from? Umm...Jackie? I told you to quit with the crack. .... Seriously...I'm sure there's more to it than food coloring...I bet it's a government conspiracy! I dunno...I don't think.... Just because she's paranoid, doesn't mean she's wrong. Moo... Muahahahaha....Mr. Bush will be so pleased!!! I've figured out how to make strawberry cows reproduce!!
Summer Reading List... by limey_leo19867-11-03 Everyone has a teacher like Mrs. Blanchard... Damn summer reading list...Mrs. Blanchard, you evil english teacher. Class, over the summer, you'll be required to read a ludicrous number of disgustingly long and dry books in order to pass 11th grade english. Sometimes, teachers like this can be ridiculously thick-headed. Mrs. Blanchard, I don't think I'll be able to read twenty 250 page novels in only three months... Over the summer, you'll be required to read a ludicrous number of disgustingly long and dry books in order to pass 11th grade english. I wish...well, someday...hehehe. Even if you kill me, you be required to read a ludicrous number of disgustingly long and dry books in order to pass 11th grade english. hehehe...you'll be wishing you never graduated 11th grade english...MUAHAHAHAHA!!
