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Soon...the Furries will feel the wrath of Steve! Muhahaha!!!
by lone_wolf_3652000, 5-28-07

 

So your that Grim Reaper fella?
Yup.
I suppose its not a good thing that I can see you, is it?
Nope!!

 

I'm a sooooul man! I'm a sooooul man!Oh boy...here we go again.
Hey Cletus, betcha I can jump 'Dead Man's Gulch'!!
Way to go Scooter!

 

The furries, no longer able to endure Steve's behavior, forcibly evict him from the Furry Forest.
-Sniff- This is SO unfair!
The furries must feel my pain....yes...but how?
Litte did the furries realize the depths of Steve's depravity....
Gee...sure is quiet here in the Forest today!
Must destroy....

 

Well...I hope you're satisfied. I have about a million dead furries to take to the afterlife.
hehehe!
Don't you have anything to say for yourself?
@#$%
Can I do it again?

 

Awful lot of dead furries littering everything...what to do...what to do?
BBQ BABY!!!!!!

 

Arrgh! Its so lonely now...I shouldn't have killed all the furries. -sniff-
What I wouldn't give for a dragon right now. Dragons were always a fine yiff.
Oh God...no!
You called?

 

Hate herms!...Nail in brain...only hope!
....No one understands how hard it is that I'm a herm dragoness....You're the first person who's actually listened......
by lone_wolf_3652000, 7-15-07

 

Steve continues his vendetta against all furries...
Furries have NO RIGHTS! They will be raped, pillaged and plundered as it suits me!
Hi Mr Steve!
Who the hell are you?! You're not supposed to be here!
You sure got a purty mouth there Mr Steve.
But sometimes, even the best plans go horribly wrong...
I don't like where this is heading at all...
What would say to some hot and heavy squirrel loving?

 

Deleted scene from the hit series "Home Improvement"
Wilson, do you even have a face hiding behind that fence?
Tim, I'm not at liberty to say.
by lone_wolf_3652000, 7-27-07

 

This is KFUR-TV. Our top story...Millions of Furs are dead after the Furry Forest was destroyed today in what is believed to be a nuclear explosion...
Meanwhile, local resident Steve announces the grand opening of his new BBQ restaurant....
OMG....That sick bastard!!!

 

What'd really make make my day would be if every nuclear weapon on earth detonated simultaneously, destroying the planet along with it's inhabitance.
If that wish came true, who would you have left to torment besides yourself, Mr. Steve?
GAH!!!! @##ing Furry Logic!!! MY brains are exploding!
You make this far too easy!

 

I'd like to purchase something that kills furries. I am willing to pay handsomely.
Sir, this is a bakery, not a black market for weapons of mass destruction.
In that case...do your brownies kill furries?
@#$!

 

Thanks for having me over.
Least I could do. It is your birthday.
That reminds me...I need to make my wish...
Uh oh....
Happy birthday, ya goofball. The chatroom wouldn't be the same without ya!
Cool! Wishes CAN come true!
I'm melting!!!

 

Steve visits an old woodsman..
Nothing wrong with roadkill. Just have to know how to fix it.
Oh, I know. I love furries tenderized by a Mack truck!
!!!!
The remainder of the visit was downhill from here...
Boy...anyone ever tell you that you REALLY need some help?
Oh...a few times. Why do you ask?

 

New Year's Day 2008.
Oh God...my head...
I can't remember anything from last night....
No.......
Hey Sweetie!

 

WFUR THE FUR- THE GOLDEN VOICE OF THE FURRY FOREST.
Ye're listening to WFUR...THE FUR! This is DJ BIG FANG. It's time to take your calls.
You're on the air with DJ Big Fang, go ahead.
This is Steve...I am going to destroy all Furrs!
I REALLY need to fire my call screener.
-CLICK-

 

Somewhere in the basement of the Pentagon...
Who the hell are you?
Special Agent Mulder...FBI
Right....So what are you looking for?
Proof of a government conspiracy to cover up the existance of alien life on Earth. The truth is out there!
So....the meds aren't working for you today, Agent Mulder?

 

So, Mr. Gray, we meet at last...
Correct.
??
Are those MY Speedos you're wearing?!
Maybe.

 

man, where the hell is everyone? We've been planning this battle for months now!
Maybe they were serious when they said they were getting a life.
Sounds painful...
Yeah, no kidding.

 

I don't need to be in the Furry Forest! I can live without you losers! I can.....
Then why do you keep coming back to try and yiff us all the time?
I...
Oh yeah....
Hypocrite.

 

Dew, get back on the roof...the signal's fading again.
Fang, I'm tired of having an antenna stuck up my ass and several thousand watts of power zapping me so you can boost the signal on the cheap!
I quit.
Ok...55 gallons of Mountain Dew a day....and I'll throw in a retirement package.
Deal.

 

I hate furries... yet its so boring with none around.
I'm here...
Oh great... one dragon... big AND boring...
We could yiff...
-sigh- Fine... but this never happened...
Awesome...I'll go get my tentacles...

 

Steve and Jer take a walk in the Furry Forest...
What's the God awful noise coming from the bushes and why is there white clouds floating out from it?
That's Gypsy and Big Fang. He finally gave in and let her drag him off to the bushes.
But the noise sounds like a bed squeaking and what about the clouds?
I think that's their joints creaking and baby powder flying up from their fur.
And here I thought that old vixen couldn't get wet enough to take Big Fang all the way in...
That could explain all the empty bottles of 10W-30 laying around...?

 

One dark and stormy night at WFUR..
The Furry Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning for the entire WFUR listening area...
SONOFA.....
Dew, you ok man?
I'll get back to you on that....

 

Big Fang visits Steve's laboratory...
It can't fail. I simply go back in time to the dawn of Furkind...and destroy them!
!!!
Pure genius!
Oh, no doubt...but when you get back, what will your purpose in life be then?
...and with quick thinking, saves Furkind from extinction.
....
I gotta run...get back to me when you find an answer.

 

OH...MY...GAWD! Fang and Gypsy are in the bushes again!
Are you kidding me?!..Wonder what they're doing..
Meanwhile...in the bushes.
What do we do now, game of Twister?
Fang we both know we're too old to do that.
Cards?

 

I can hear the vixen howling again. Big Fang playing Twister with her again?
I think so, I don't hear music playing so he must be distracted.
Look at her legs in the air over the tops of the bushes.
I didn't think she could get them that high.
Steve? I thought Fang drank Pepsi... not Mountain Dew, right?
Hey Jer, Why did Steve just look like he was having a heart attack?

 

I feel like taking a red hot rivet and shoving it up someone's asshole.
Wouldn't it be better to use your penis instead of a rivet?
Why?
Because you always did enjoy a good hard lay
Well it's not that. It's the fact about enforcing pain on others. I'd propose that a scalding red hot rivet in the ass would be pretty painful.
!!!

 

Dew...what the hell is all that noise?!
You know that perverted old lady that's been hanging around the Forest?
That nasty old woman?......Oh...MY GAWD!
She's been stalking Big Fang...sounds like she finally caught him.
Well, aren't you gonna help him?!
Nah...I'm having WAY too much fun listening to him scream like a little girl right now.

 

So tell me again why we're in the middle of @#$%ing nowhere at 3:00 in the morning...
This is where the Michigan Dogman is supposed to live. If we're lucky, we might see him.
Riiiight.....you actually believe that crap?!
GAHHHHHHH! Urrkkk!....
Uh, did you say something?...
-BURP-

 

I know my friend's around here somewhere
But... Weren't the two of you in Michigan?
He ran off scared. The tracks lead into Wisconsin.
GAHHHHH! Urrkkkk
Did you say something?
-BURP-

 

One day in the lab...
What the f...
Detonation in 3...2...
BOOOOOOOOOOM-
Several days later...
We're the only ones left. Know what that means?
I need to think about where this is headed....

 

This is K-FUR TV with a breaking news story. According to a video posted on YouTube, aliens will land on Earth October 14th.
Wow! That's just days from now.
We'll bring you more information as it becomes available.
So....what are you doing on the 13th?
In your dreams...

 

NEWS FLASH! This just in...Several furries have been sighted around the city in tights, capes and masks....
They seem to be fighting Steve and his pet dragon...
One of the furs is drinking gallons of Mt. Dew and releasing thunderous belches...
A furvert in an American Cape is hitting the dragon with a 50’ penis that has a knot the size of a Mack truck at the base...
And this other hawt female vixen is tieing up criminals...crime seems to rise when she’s around for some reason...like normal law abiding citizens WANT to be tied up by her...

 

THIS JUST IN! Two furs with huge breasts and cawks... (wtf?) just touched nipples and penis’ while saying “WONDER HERM POWERS.... ACTIVATE!”
One just turned into a buttplug and stuffed itself up the dragon’s rump...
The other turned into a Thor dildo and is trying to gag the scaley...
How do you know what a Thor is?
*cough* We now take you live to the scene...
You never answered my question........

 

Steve tries to convince Dew to go storm chasing with him in Tornado Alley...
Come On! Live a little. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't know...it just seems a bit too risky.
sonofabitch!!!!!
YAHHHHH!
Well, yeah...there is that...the random lightning strikes...
Is this going to leave a mark?

 

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shoot you dead right now!
There's an alien body hidden in those stacks of classified documents behind us...
!!!
Get out of here, I'm busy now...
You make this too easy sometimes, Fox Mulder.

 

Hey Sweetie...remember me?
?!
I'm the female Gray you were mated to during your abduction experience.
Uh....
Maybe this will help jog your memory!
I'm not sure I like where this may be headed...

 

Now then...we're looking for rotation along the edge of the supercell...that's what indicates a major tornado may form.
Oh, you mean like that black wall of death coming up behind us now?
...sonofa...
OK...now might be a good time to review some safety measures involved in storm chasing...
Lemme guess...RUN LIKE HELL???

 

Now then...we're looking for rotation along the edge of the supercell...that's what indicates a major tornado may form.
Oh, you mean like that black wall of death coming up behind us now?
...sonofa...
OK...now might be a good time to review some safety measures involved in storm chasing...
Lemme guess...RUN LIKE HELL???

 

WOOOO! That was one hell of a twister..
Uhh...Steve...there's really something I need to tell you...
Yeah?
Never mind...not that important....
Just me or is it still a little breezy?
Yeah, it is a bit windy.....

 

I can't believe you let me walk around for over 30 minutes with my skin torn off after that tornado before you decided to say anything and get me some help!
!!!
I was going to wait a full hour, but self control seems to have gotten the better of me.
Dew, I really don't know whether to be amazed or frightened by your deviousness right now...
I'll take that as a compliment.

 

Dew's Journal- 3-30-09....It was time to pay a visit to an old friend...
Fang...The Furvert is dead...that's his badge...and his blood.
Dew....I am the FURVERT...
Dew's Journal- 3-30-09....It was going to be one of those nights....
Then why did you stop yiffing?..
Dew...The bigger question...whose @#$%ing badge did you just pick up?

 

A little stroll down Memory Lane...
Ungrateful bastards...This is the thanks we get for all our hard work to protect them?!
We could just kill them all.
It would make things a hell of alot easier, I suppose.
I knew you'd finally see reason!

 

You know, if we're going to revive the WatchFurs, we need to drag everyone out of retirement.
Right! I'll start calling the old gang right now! It'll be just like old times around here!
Actually...do me a real favor and lose the Big Blue Atomic Penis' phone number....
Um...why?
Because I really @#$%ing hate that damned radioactive dick!
So he stole The Red Hot Vixen away from ya...get over it!

 

3-3-09- A visit to the ol' headshrinker...
What do you see?
Vixens with massive boobs...
Interesting....Now what do you see?
Three vixens with massive boobs...
You do this just to piss me off, don't you?
Boy, you catch on quick!

 

Inside the secret labs of the Weapon-X Projects...
I don't know, this whole thing seems a little risky.
Big Fang...your mutant healing factor has made you our prime candidate for this procedure.
Did I mention that we can give you an Adamantium schlong?
Alright...I'm in.
Good. Let's go heat up some Adamantium!

 

This is something we've never encountered before. We don't even know how to catalog this disease.
Chaos in the Furry Forest tonight as a mysterious disease reaches pandemic levels...
Meanwhile...in the Forest...
So Steve, your plan is underway?
Yes it is Jer!

 

I took every STD known to Furkind and combined them into one nasty ass bug. Unfortunately it seems to be contagious to humans now...
So how did you manage to spread it so quickly?
Tom.
Tom? You mean the damned man-whore horse anthro?
Yeah...I gave him a couple virgins. Piece of cake!

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