All comics by lorenbalhorn87

Profile

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-08-01
In the beginning...
Die, you communist dog!!
Must...balance...
Look! Over there! Capitalism is defeating the godless communist aggressors!
What?? Don't tell me that... I'm just a silly little Indian!
And in the end...
I must be the gayest little boy on the BLOCK!
Now, didn't that cartoon make a WHOLE LOT of sense?

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-08-01
Hell...
Despite the fact that I am smiling, it REALLY BURNS DOWN HERE!!
She's not kidding! OH LORD IT'S HOT!!!
But some things are just meant to be...
What have I done??
Okay, what the fuck is that stick dude with the knife doing...?
But in the end, everything is part of God's plan (keep in mind that God is a heroin addict).
Being a tree sucks ass...
Hey little bitch tree! I can read your mutha-fuckin' mind! And you know whut?? FUCK YOU! Bein' a tree would be cool as hell!

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-08-01
The Lord loves you, tribal man!
Jesus Christ! Leave me alone, you nerd!
But...
I SAID 'GO AWAY!!!'
AAAUUGGGHHHH!!!
I told you, fuckhead! But nooooo, you just COULDN'T listen!

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-08-01
"Dear Franklin, you are a big fat peice of shit. I have been lucky enough to get a restraining order against you. Stay the fuck away from me. Love, Sarah."
Mwahahahaha! I am invisible spy/ninja/marine/hot dog-seller man!
Why??!! WHY??!! Why must life be so unbearably cruel???!!!!
Excellent! He is not aware of my presence! Now all I must do is take the super-powerful OMEGA-ZENON RAY and kill him!
Ahhh...sweet release! It's all over now...
God dammit! What a waste of invisibility ink!

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-09-01
Excuse me, would you all please pay attention?
What does this little squirrel have to say?
Hey! Little squirrel! FUCK YOU! I don't hafta listen to you!!
I am soooo hot.
uuuuuhhhhhh.

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-10-01
Sadly, extremely stupid people have gained absolute power in this country.
If you hate America so much, move to Afghanistan!
What?? Why?? What are you talking about?!
And they like to use this power, often...
That's IT! Don't clown around with me you god-damn America-hating terrorist!
All I said was that America maybe shouldn't be bombing Afghanistan!
But one day, we'll get back.
Dammit! They got smart!
Long live the anti-capitalist revolution!

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-11-01
AT WAR IN AFGHANISTAN!!
Go! Go! Go! Open fire on those terrorist scum! CHAAAARGE!!!!
Amen! Remember the WTC! ... Hey, where are you going?
Yep, it's a tough battle. But hey, this is the price we must pay for freedom. And besides, it's not like we did anything to upset those crazy Arabs, right?
Now it's OUR turn! Burn, baby, burn!
AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Thankfully, we homegrown Americans have done everything we can to help out on the homefront. Privacy? Free speech? Not at a time like this! To save democracy, we must first destroy it.
So... God bless America and the joy of being free to do what we want, eh?
Mmmmm... television... mmmm... MTV knows all....

 

by lorenbalhorn87
12-11-01
Fight me ya ba'stad!
Come on, pussy!
Oh fuck that! You got off all easy!

Showing page 1.