All comics by luneytoons

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Man it's cold out tonight....BBRRrrr!
Nobodys around...i need to take a leak.
AHhhh....thats better! Oh shit, its THE COPS!
Freeze...hold it right there,dont move!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Boooo...BBBOOOOO!!! BBBBOOOOO!!!!!
Please GOD,make it stop. Make it STOP!!!
My son...GOD will only answer you if you are facing this way
What? WHOs that...WHOS there?
Where did you go Father? Father!?
Over here duffus. Geeze...wise Owl my ass!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
It says here you need to add some more water.
More water? I'll be peeing all nite!
Im sorry...your not getting these flowers until you add more water.
Fine! More water it is. Water,smoter,blotter,plotter!
Did you get some more water?
You forgot to pay the fricking water bill did'nt you?

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Thanks for the light buddy!
Your welcome pal. Now get outa my face!!!
Good to the last draw...thats what i always say.
You would quit saying that if you knew whats best for you!
Im just yankin' your chain buddy. Im only here for the nite.Just a hold over till i make bail.

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Come on baby lite my fire!
Come on baby lite my fire...
Set the nite on FFFIIIRRREEEE!!!
Come on baby lite my fire...
You know i would be a liar,liar liar, pants on fire...
Somebody please get the fire marshall. Quick bring the fire extinguisher!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Hi...its great to be here. On the way in i had to check my bags at the airport. Man what a waste! I ended up burning more time explaining my luggage than it took to get here.
Mabey i shouldnt have opened with the airport joke...i do have to go back there later tonight. Oh well must move on.
What about gas prices? Have ya'll been burning alot of fuel lately? Boy i sure have!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
CHARGE!!!
Runaway...runaway!!!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Hello
Hi,would you like to buy a sign for your new business?
I think you should at least have your company name on the sign.
I dont know...the last sign guy that came thru here ripped us all a new one! I think i'll wait.
Later that day: You know he seem like he knew what he was talking about...not like that other sign guy.

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Camping sure sucks!
Im mean..just think...i could be at home crankin' my guitar thru the home stereo! What was WE thinking?!?
Damn...need another fire log!

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Purple Haze all in my mind...
Where did i put that match? Oh here it is...Ouch,damn that guitars hot!!!
Ladys and Gentleman Jimmy has left the building.

 

by luneytoons
12-17-03
Last one and ive got to go to bed!
Twang,twang TWANGGGG,squeel screech POP
Wah wah wau waaaaa wauhhh...massive feedback
I love putting my guitars to bed.

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