All comics by martinl78

 

by martinl78
6-04-05
Killer and His Owner
Dear resident, We the ever popular city council are here to inform you that we are here to protect you and ensure your safety.
In the next election, you will be able to vote only if you use the recently provided transportation vessel to take you to your nearest voting center.
On your way back from voting, will you stop at the store and get me a new chew toy? Shall I expect you back on Monday or Thursday?

 

by martinl78
6-05-05
Killer and His Owner
We, your all knowing city council, continue to look out for your safety.
We know when things in our city bother you. We feel your pain.
Feel this...
Hey, can you do that again? It would look better if you moved that a little more to your right.

 

by martinl78
6-05-05
Killer and His Owner
May I take your order please?
I'll have a large bone for my dog and...yeah, a super burrito.
Sorry, we're fresh out of bones. How about an overcooked chimichanga?
Perfect! You really know me by now.
I'm really bummed, Killer. They were out of bones.
I just dug up an old one in the back yard. You can borrow it as long as you bury it next to the dead squirrel. Just stay clear of my burrito and I won't have to make you sleep outside.

 

by martinl78
6-06-05
Killer and His Owner
Today, the city council passed a new ordinance prohibiting dogs from burying bones without a permit.
What?
The license may be obtained at city hall. Applicants must submit their paw print and a copy of their dog license. Free burritos will be distributed while supplies last.
They're speaking my language!
Sigh...

 

by martinl78
9-09-20
Killer and His Owner
Today at Love Field, the city council put tax dollars to work by removing the decades old Texas Rangers tribute statue and replaced it with a soothing plant to make travelers more comfortable.
?
Killer, can we go look at the new plant at the airport after getting a super burrito at the food court?
Excellent idea my boy. I wonder if we can take a selfie with it?
OOOH! Don't you look scrumptious!

 

by martinl78
10-27-20
Killer and His Owner
Did you try on your new protective suit I ordered online? It said it was better than N95 and repels everything.
Yes! It even makes my stick hands and face look real! I will wear it always!
You were looking a little skinny. While you are under quarantine the next two weeks, I'm going away to a conference.
Finally, a vacation! I will search for things on the beach, and you get to entertain any people if they defy the COVID beach closure.
Burp.

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