All comics by mathman

 

by mathman
9-24-01
God, jail sucks. I shouldn't have ever sold that crack.
Charge!!!
Has my dad run through here recently?

 

by mathman
9-24-01
So what are you up to, you sexy little thing?
Waiting for you, you animal. Why don't you turn around so I can get a better look at you?
How's that for my #1 lady?
Perfect you beast. I shall now consume you.
I am sorry what was that?
Could you just turn around again?

 

by mathman
9-24-01
This is wear the magic happens.
Don't you mean where?
It doesn't matter, I'll be raping you silly soon.
Don' you mean rapping?
My name is, my name is, slicka, slicka, slim...
I love you grandpa.

 

by mathman
9-24-01
The Great Wall of China
I love the great wall...
Yes, it stands for all the might and wisdom of old kingdom China. And her power shall never wane.
This land is now under the jurisdication of the American Government. You can thank your hero Asama, ignorant half-breed foreigner.
Who's Asama?
Were we arrested because we are ugly?
You might have been.

 

by mathman
9-24-01
Oops, wrong button...
Hello my future girlfriend....
Excuse me, do you work here?

 

by mathman
9-24-01
This is a lot more painful that it looks.
I take it back, I don't want to die for the sins of the world anymore.
I swear to GOD, that this is the way it actually happened.

 

by mathman
9-25-01
You finally back here to fuck me you slut!?
What the fuck? Either suck my cock or give me my 6 cents back.
This is the guy officer.
God I'm stupid. Why did I give that six cents back.

 

by mathman
9-25-01
An internal error has occurred. Internet Explorer will now shut down.
I should have bought a Mac.

 

by mathman
9-25-01
Sept 11th, 2001 a day like any other. Or so it seemed. It would become a day that lives in infamy
For on that day international terrorist Asama Bin Laden launched a secret attack against the United States.
Today, less than 1 month after that terrible date, the United States is only a mere shadow of its former self.

 

by mathman
9-25-01

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