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by mclayton
4-11-12
MLL Security advice for dummies
If you see somone without a badge ......
Stop him, strip search him, take his wallet and locking him in the janitor's locker room until he starves.
That's a bit extreme isn't it?
You are moments away from living off mop water.

 

by mclayton
4-11-12
Simon spied someone who was looking suspcious......
Theres a weird looking guy in the Repo room. Looked like he's stealing a briefcase.
Don't worry that's Joe and it's his first day.
And the briefcase?
He got so nervous about meeting Kerry he spilt coffee on his tie.

 

by mclayton
4-11-12
What is a security incident #1
Someone left the window open last night.
So what did you do about it?
Easy, I closed and locked it and then reported it to the security incident email address.
Good for you! Have you seen Luke my PC is up the creek.
Meanwhile Luke had finished his smoke some time ago....
When I thaw out someone is going to suffer badly.....

 

by mclayton
4-11-12
What is a security incident #2
I lost my security badge.
You have to report it to the Simon the ISM or your line mangager.
Hold it! Where are you going? You can't go in without a badge,
Okay, ... how do I go and report it if I need it to go and report it?
Having tried to sneak past the receptionist, Melvin decided to wait it out....
Just how much coffee does Simon need before be pees? I wonder if I should wait outside the toilet.....

 

by mclayton
4-11-12
On a quiet day in IT
Have you implemted the password policy from Simon yet.
Well sort of. It was a bit complicated. I made some of it up.
So who is the first victim?
Who do you think?
Simon had decided that this was going to be a good day......
The good thing about all these policies is that I don't have to justify them. Just wait until they see the password policy..

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