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by melba
1-07-01
You have released me. Now I will grant you a wish.
I wish I was the kind of person that could be loved by millions..
Crap.

 

by melba
1-08-01
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land

 

by melba
1-09-01
If you ever get fat or up the stick I'll fire you!
What's this?
A Sexual Harrassment summons, *ssh*l*
I'll give you a right good seeing to!!

 

by melba
1-10-01
Do you ever fear that by erasing the need for God we have doomed ourselves to search endlessly for distraction to fill the void?
Did I remember to set the VCR to tape Buffy?
I mean, as sentient creatures, we need something to aspire to, but we have essentially reversed our quest for mental growth.
Ooooh, mail!!
The more you think about it, the more you start to get depressed.
It says our beets have arrived!

 

by melba
1-10-01
By voting offensive comics down to extreme numbers
you just put them in a highly accesible spot.
Those particular comics were obviously plays for attention and not serious attacks.
Which may be just as sad, but still, why give them the satisfaction?
In other words, if you are offended, no vote is a good vote.

 

by melba
4-10-01
You SHALL watch Survivor
I.shall..watch..Survivor
Yes, my newest minion, yeeesssssss
Amber is such a loser

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